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Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:42 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
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I once had an Italian girl who was studying English staying with me and she used to say "shall we go to the pub and play Schiffo, Brutto, Vecchio( sorry if spelling is wrong as I cannot be arsed to google)?

Always a fun day out :smilin:


The rug’s alright if it blends but I don’t understand why some choose rugs that stand out a mile. We had an Indian guvnor who wore a ginger one ffs, that’s just asking for the piss to be taken! :brickwall:


That is amusing, there was once a 24/7 store opposite the Troubadour in Earls Court run by two pakistani brothers, who were advanced in age, and they both wore syrups but very strangely they used to swap?
As the two syrups were different shades colour-wise it was always quite amusing


Did they swap or did they just look alike to you? eyebrow
Why are they called syrups?

Whenever our ‘Ginge’ stood up to talk the tables would vibrate with everyone suppressing their laughter. I don’t know how he remained oblivious to it all but he did. :gigglesnshit:


One of the syrups had a red tinge and despite being brothers they did differ significantly in appearance so it was amusing to see.
I suspect that whoever hit the bathroom first got first choice of Syrup Of The Day
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Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:44 am

HobbitFeet wrote:syrup of figs

wigs

Remember Morrie in the film Goodfellas?

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Postby measurer » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:05 pm

Syrup of Figs - wigs - Cockney slang.
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Postby Ray of Sunshine » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:35 pm

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I know a woman who has to wear a wig and it also looks ridiculous but for some reason it’s seen as less ok to take the piss out of baldy women.


Probably because it's likely to be a medical problem like alopecia or the effects of chemotherapy in those cases since they obviously don't have "male pattern balding".
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Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:10 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
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I once had an Italian girl who was studying English staying with me and she used to say "shall we go to the pub and play Schiffo, Brutto, Vecchio( sorry if spelling is wrong as I cannot be arsed to google)?

Always a fun day out :smilin:


The rug’s alright if it blends but I don’t understand why some choose rugs that stand out a mile. We had an Indian guvnor who wore a ginger one ffs, that’s just asking for the piss to be taken! :brickwall:


That is amusing, there was once a 24/7 store opposite the Troubadour in Earls Court run by two pakistani brothers, who were advanced in age, and they both wore syrups but very strangely they used to swap?
As the two syrups were different shades colour-wise it was always quite amusing


Did they swap or did they just look alike to you? eyebrow
Why are they called syrups?

Whenever our ‘Ginge’ stood up to talk the tables would vibrate with everyone suppressing their laughter. I don’t know how he remained oblivious to it all but he did. :gigglesnshit:


One of the syrups had a red tinge and despite being brothers they did differ significantly in appearance so it was amusing to see.
I suspect that whoever hit the bathroom first got first choice of Syrup Of The Day


:gigglesnshit:
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Postby jra » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:28 pm

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Lady Murasaki wrote:I presumed the rug on your head was shivering with all the wobbling you do.


I always play "spot the syrup" whenever I see some poor sod sporting one :smilin:

I recall a guy I knew who suffered from alopecia, typical squaddie humour earned him the nickname Chernobyl--cruel but witty.


The incident has had some surprising results.

The area (exclusion zone) has become a wildlife haven/overrun by wildlife, due to lack of human presence. Now that is a wake up call/cautionary tale towards the scale of human destruction on Earth.

Modern infrastructure, e.g. buildings take surprisingly little time to decay/become ruins when there is an absence of humans.

This is partly covered by a documentary series ' Life After People'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Exclusion_Zone
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Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:32 pm

jra wrote:
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Lady Murasaki wrote:I presumed the rug on your head was shivering with all the wobbling you do.


I always play "spot the syrup" whenever I see some poor sod sporting one :smilin:

I recall a guy I knew who suffered from alopecia, typical squaddie humour earned him the nickname Chernobyl--cruel but witty.


The incident has had some surprising results.

The area (exclusion zone) has become a wildlife haven/overrun by wildlife, due to lack of human presence. Now that is a wake up call/cautionary tale towards the scale of human destruction on Earth.

Modern infrastructure, e.g. buildings take surprisingly little time to decay/become ruins when there is an absence of humans.

This is partly covered by a documentary series ' Life After People'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Exclusion_Zone


Crikey! That is a very large area :yikes:
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Postby jra » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:06 pm

LordRaven wrote:
jra wrote:
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Lady Murasaki wrote:I presumed the rug on your head was shivering with all the wobbling you do.


I always play "spot the syrup" whenever I see some poor sod sporting one :smilin:

I recall a guy I knew who suffered from alopecia, typical squaddie humour earned him the nickname Chernobyl--cruel but witty.


The incident has had some surprising results.

The area (exclusion zone) has become a wildlife haven/overrun by wildlife, due to lack of human presence. Now that is a wake up call/cautionary tale towards the scale of human destruction on Earth.

Modern infrastructure, e.g. buildings take surprisingly little time to decay/become ruins when there is an absence of humans.

This is partly covered by a documentary series ' Life After People'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Exclusion_Zone


Crikey! That is a very large area :yikes:
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Some of the radiation reached the UK and western Europe apparently.
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Postby Dean » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:07 pm

jra wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
jra wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I presumed the rug on your head was shivering with all the wobbling you do.


I always play "spot the syrup" whenever I see some poor sod sporting one :smilin:

I recall a guy I knew who suffered from alopecia, typical squaddie humour earned him the nickname Chernobyl--cruel but witty.


The incident has had some surprising results.

The area (exclusion zone) has become a wildlife haven/overrun by wildlife, due to lack of human presence. Now that is a wake up call/cautionary tale towards the scale of human destruction on Earth.

Modern infrastructure, e.g. buildings take surprisingly little time to decay/become ruins when there is an absence of humans.

This is partly covered by a documentary series ' Life After People'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Exclusion_Zone


Crikey! That is a very large area :yikes:
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Some of the radiation reached the UK and western Europe apparently.


Causing impotence in Luton, apparently...
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Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:15 pm

6/10

needs a pitchfork
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Postby Ray of Sunshine » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:35 pm

Is it me or was jra fishing for that?
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Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:38 pm

jra wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
jra wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
I always play "spot the syrup" whenever I see some poor sod sporting one :smilin:

I recall a guy I knew who suffered from alopecia, typical squaddie humour earned him the nickname Chernobyl--cruel but witty.


The incident has had some surprising results.

The area (exclusion zone) has become a wildlife haven/overrun by wildlife, due to lack of human presence. Now that is a wake up call/cautionary tale towards the scale of human destruction on Earth.

Modern infrastructure, e.g. buildings take surprisingly little time to decay/become ruins when there is an absence of humans.

This is partly covered by a documentary series ' Life After People'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Exclusion_Zone


Crikey! That is a very large area :yikes:
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Some of the radiation reached the UK and western Europe apparently.

A very odd fall out pattern over europe?

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comment ... _disaster/
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Postby Cobs » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:44 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:6/10

needs a pitchfork


No point flirting fraud, he'll never talk to you again. :bawlin:
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Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:48 pm

Cobs wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:6/10

needs a pitchfork


No point flirting fraud, he'll never talk to you again. :bawlin:



yeah flirting is my specialist subject, it generally ends in cats or tax returns
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Postby BUDGIE » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:54 pm

Nothing wrong with cats.
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