In an effort to engage people from the most deprived areas of the country the oh so lovely Prince and his beautiful caring and giving soon to be wife have invited around 1200 handpicked members of the public – including inner-city youth workers from Coventry and community leaders from Bolton – who will crowd inside the grounds of Windsor Castle to be among the first to see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle emerge as a married couple.
They have all recieved a letter from the Royal household telling them to bring themselves a picnic along with them because it won't be possible to buy food and drink at the event.
Like you scum aint even getting the crumbs that normally drop from our table, let alone a curled up cheese sandwich. Debrett’s guide to etiquette advises at least six canapés per person - pre-lunch at a wedding, it doesn't say if that should apply to common oiks though.
It's a fucking disgrace really though isn't it? would you go if you had an invite and they treated you like that?
I might but I'd take along a disposable BBQ some bangers, burgers and buns and light up in the grounds, of course hoping the smoke doesn't spoil their day.
Jeez, how much would it cost those privileged bastards to cough up for 1200 packed lunches and bottles of drink. If they don't change their mind I hope the lot boycott the whole charade.
And no, I wouldn't go.
Plus no one, and I mean 
