Useful tips!

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Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 3:24 pm

I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag :gigglesnshit:..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it! :mrgreen:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Dimples » Fri May 11, 2018 3:26 pm

Gabby wrote:I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag :gigglesnshit:..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it! :mrgreen:


I hope you made a :cuppaT: with it first. :thumbsup:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Trapper John » Fri May 11, 2018 3:27 pm

Gabby wrote:I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag :gigglesnshit:..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it! :mrgreen:


Why not just use a new nail? if you can't get to a B&Q - a high street Robert Dyas sell them by the box load. :dunno:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 3:27 pm

Dimples wrote:
Gabby wrote:I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag :gigglesnshit:..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it! :mrgreen:


I hope you made a :cuppaT: with it first. :thumbsup:


Haha, no I didn’t, then it would be no use :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 3:28 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Gabby wrote:I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag :gigglesnshit:..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it! :mrgreen:


Why not just use a new nail? if you can't get to a B&Q - a high street Robert Dyas sell them by the box load. :dunno:


Men!! :bum:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Dimples » Fri May 11, 2018 3:29 pm

My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 3:31 pm

Dimples wrote:My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:


Only sideways :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Dimples » Fri May 11, 2018 3:33 pm

Gabby wrote:
Dimples wrote:My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:


Only sideways :gigglesnshit:


Don't let NastyNickers find you saying that word.

I got into terrible trouble for it. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 3:34 pm

Dimples wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dimples wrote:My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:


Only sideways :gigglesnshit:


Don't let NastyNickers find you saying that word.

I got into terrible trouble for it. :gigglesnshit:


I remember :laughing:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Trapper John » Fri May 11, 2018 3:37 pm

If you live in a hard water area like I do, add a scoop full of soda crystals to your washing machine draw when you do a wash. It instantly softens the water making more and better soap suds and stops the build up of limescale inside the machine.

At anything from 99p to £1.10 for a kilo bag it's far cheaper and just as good as any propriety brand, works for dishwashers too. You'll be amazed at the results but don't tell everyone otherwise it'll shoot up in price.
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Trapper John » Fri May 11, 2018 3:38 pm

Dimples wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dimples wrote:My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:


Only sideways :gigglesnshit:


Don't let NastyNickers find you saying that word.

I got into terrible trouble for it. :gigglesnshit:


Why?
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Dimples » Fri May 11, 2018 3:41 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dimples wrote:My useful tip is:

Don't try walking upstairs, wearing flippers. :cheers:


Only sideways :gigglesnshit:


Don't let NastyNickers find you saying that word.

I got into terrible trouble for it. :gigglesnshit:


Why?


If I recall correctly, it was a suggested add-on to someone being told to "f*** off".

I think it made her feel a bit nauseous. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby NastyNickers » Fri May 11, 2018 3:46 pm

Dimples wrote:
If I recall correctly, it was a suggested add-on to someone being told to "f*** off".

I think it made her feel a bit nauseous. :gigglesnshit:


More a pelvic floor clenching “ouch”
:gigglesnshit:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Dimples » Fri May 11, 2018 3:50 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Dimples wrote:
If I recall correctly, it was a suggested add-on to someone being told to "f*** off".

I think it made her feel a bit nauseous. :gigglesnshit:


More a pelvic floor clenching “ouch”
:gigglesnshit:


That might even be too much information for TJ. :pmsl:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri May 11, 2018 3:53 pm

How do you pick your nose when you have a tea back stuck to your finger or is it not your nose picking finger?
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