Useful tips!

[Gabby]

How do you pick your nose when you have a tea back stuck to your finger or is it not your nose picking finger?

Men!!

[NastyNickers]

If I recall correctly, it was a suggested add-on to someone being told to "f*** off".

I think it made her feel a bit nauseous.

More a pelvic floor clenching “ouch”

That might even be too much information for TJ.

He did ask!

[HobbitFeet]

How do you pick your nose when you have a tea back stuck to your finger or is it not your nose picking finger?

Men!!

whoaaaaaa there

you get men to pick your nose?

[Gabby]

How do you pick your nose when you have a tea back stuck to your finger or is it not your nose picking finger?

Men!!

whoaaaaaa there

you get men to pick your nose?

[Lady Murasaki]

Wow page two and no ones mentioned teabagging as a useful tip for erm, I don’t know what.

[Guest]

PG tips are useful for making tea.

[Junglejayne]

This thread made me think of Viz. I don't really remember it first time round but had a google, OMFG

[Keyser]

This thread made me think of Viz. I don't really remember it first time round but had a google, OMFG

Indeed.

[Trapper John]

This thread made me think of Viz. I don't really remember it first time round but had a google, OMFG

Yeah I always think of that when I see the word 'tips' - It was 'Top Tips' in Viz.

Two favourite Xmas ones of mine:

Make your eggnog go further this year by 'cutting it' with magnolia emulsion.

A dead pigeon wrapped in tin foil makes an ideal angel for the top of the tree.

[Gabby]

This thread made me think of Viz. I don't really remember it first time round but had a google, OMFG

Indeed.

.... that’s a great tip!

[Guest]

Never smoke in a petrol station. That way you avoid 70% first degree burns.

[Gabby]

Never smoke in a petrol station. That way you avoid 70% first degree burns.

Only 70%?

[Trapper John]

When driving at night, flash your headlights twice in quick succession and watch the car in front breaklights light up as they think they missed spotting a speed camera.

[Mickyboy]

I just repaired a broken nail with a tea bag ..... I can’t remove it as it’s broken too low, so I cut a small portion from a tea bag, put nail glue over the broken area, placed the tea bag over it which instantly goes clear, then applied more glue over the top...... let it dry, buff the edges to blend it in and hey presto..... a quick fix until it grows out long enough to remove it!

I though you meant a broken metal nail at first gabs lol duh me........

[measurer]

Use stale bread to remove grubby finger marks off of painted walls.
Newspaper really does make ur windows shine - use to buff them up.
Ladder in ur nylons? - use soap and dab at the end of the run - this will stop it going further.
Both pair of tights got a run in them? Then if same colour, cut one leg off each pair, and then use them by putting both one legged tights on each leg - voila a new pair.