Useful tips!

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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Gabby » Sun May 13, 2018 7:47 pm

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:laughing: .... so true :gigglesnshit: .... good idea though :mrgreen:
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Nucks » Mon May 14, 2018 5:09 am

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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Keyser » Mon May 14, 2018 5:40 am

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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Nucks » Mon May 14, 2018 8:43 am

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“Accidentally” buy the potato chips your spouse doesn’t like so you don’t have to share.

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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Nucks » Tue May 15, 2018 7:43 am

If you buy a new tele, be sure to put the empty box in front of your neighbour’s house on recycling day, in case any thieves are lurking about.
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Vicks » Wed May 16, 2018 5:00 am

Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets on the same night.
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Re: Useful tips!

Postby Keyser » Thu May 17, 2018 8:17 pm

Don't cut your knackers off with a dull very razor blade.

It hurts.
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