The Royal Wedding

A right load of bollocks...

Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Kiki » Wed May 16, 2018 11:15 am

I will probably watch bits of it between my hubby's sighing and yawning with boredom
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed May 16, 2018 11:19 am

I don't bother with things like this usually but my daughter wants to watch so we'll be having some smoked salmon sandwiches with fizz for me and J2O or similar for her, then I'm going to try to get my hands on one of the tribute wedding cakes - Morrisons maybe? and we'll have that

and she wants fish and chips for tea

a proper British day and I'm quite looking forward to it
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Gabby » Wed May 16, 2018 11:30 am

HobbitFeet wrote:I don't bother with things like this usually but my daughter wants to watch so we'll be having some smoked salmon sandwiches with fizz for me and J2O or similar for her, then I'm going to try to get my hands on one of the tribute wedding cakes - Morrisons maybe? and we'll have that

and she wants fish and chips for tea

a proper British day and I'm quite looking forward to it


Yes, Morrisons cake looks good :thumbsup:

I’ll be having cucumber buttys... with no crusts :snooty:
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Jem » Wed May 16, 2018 11:37 am

Football for me and wedding highlights on the news.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Dean » Wed May 16, 2018 11:39 am

I’d rather wipe my arse with a cheese grater than watch that shite!
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby malamute » Wed May 16, 2018 2:39 pm

Just seen photos of Meghan Markles mother arriving from Los Angeles. She looks totally bewildered poor woman. Picked up by jag and taken to meet with Meghan and Harry before meeting the rest of the royals.

She looks a very shy, quiet woman so I imagine this will be terrifying for her. I wonder if she will remove her nose piercing before the wedding? Old Phil might have something to say about that bearing in mind his comments about natives with spears and piccaninnies. :pmsl:
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed May 16, 2018 2:46 pm

so racist you had to say it twice

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Guest » Wed May 16, 2018 2:48 pm

malamute wrote:Just seen photos of Meghan Markles mother arriving from Los Angeles. She looks totally bewildered poor woman. Picked up by jag and taken to meet with Meghan and Harry before meeting the rest of the royals.

She looks a very shy, quiet woman so I imagine this will be terrifying for her. I wonder if she will remove her nose piercing before the wedding? Old Phil might have something to say about that bearing in mind his comments about natives with spears and piccaninnies. :pmsl:


It doesn't surprise me that you would find those sorts of comments funny.

Fascist bitch that you are :dafinger:
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Guest » Wed May 16, 2018 2:49 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:so racist you had to say it twice

:bored:


i thought it was just me thinking that ...
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Nucks » Wed May 16, 2018 3:10 pm

No, I’ve got other plans.

Anything really. :ooer:

Netflix awaits.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Nucks » Wed May 16, 2018 3:12 pm

Dean wrote:I’d rather wipe my arse with a cheese grater than watch that shite!


Because you asked nicely.

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm

that actually made me feel queasy

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Nucks » Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:that actually made me feel queasy

:pukeup:


The idea of Dean’s backside... that’ll do it.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Vicks » Wed May 16, 2018 5:20 pm

Meghan's faither won't be coming after the staged photo business.

He's kidding on he needs heart surgery.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Major » Thu May 17, 2018 7:22 am

They should pay for there own wedding.

They will have the customary 3/4 bratz for us to keep, I cannot wait for the family silver to disappear bit by bit .lol lol lol
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