Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

[McAz]

It’s in the onion family but these are the Pom Pom flowers.

Oh right - I know next to nothing about horticulture.

It’s quite simple really, for those who like growing things.

I touch a plant and it dies - I'm better with animals.

[Keyser]

I don’t give a shit about it.

The right attitude to have.

Did you watch Mentabonkers last night?

There’s worse crap on here than your exchanges.

No I haven’t taken to Montybonky???

Shame but it's hard if you have not watched the series from the start and the gradual development of the characters.

Born/Broen 4 has started but I have yet to watch them.

I haven’t been able to get into the Italian ones, they aren’t as gritty, too quaint.

I’m up to date with the Bridge. She’s as robotic as ever! good though.

Saga is great!

I still also love my Sarah Lund and her nifty, thick jumpers though.

[Lady Murasaki]

What's an allium?

call yourself a scientist

I never claimed to be David bloody Bellamy!

[Lady Murasaki]

It’s in the onion family but these are the Pom Pom flowers.

Oh right - I know next to nothing about horticulture.

It’s quite simple really, for those who like growing things.

I touch a plant and it dies - I'm better with animals.

I’m like that with indoor plants, I’m better with the outdoorsy ones.

[Keyser]

It’s in the onion family but these are the Pom Pom flowers.

Oh right - I know next to nothing about horticulture.

It’s quite simple really, for those who like growing things.

I touch a plant and it dies - I'm better with animals.

This thread is getting off topic but have you seen this?

All 115.92 m (380.3 ft) of it.

[Lady Murasaki]

Shame but it's hard if you have not watched the series from the start and the gradual development of the characters.

Born/Broen 4 has started but I have yet to watch them.

I haven’t been able to get into the Italian ones, they aren’t as gritty, too quaint.

I’m up to date with the Bridge. She’s as robotic as ever! good though.

Saga is great!

I still also love my Sarah Lund and her nifty, thick jumpers though.

I love how obliviously blunt Saga is with everyone, leaving them reeling,

Right I’m bushed, bedtime.
Nite

[Keyser]

Shame but it's hard if you have not watched the series from the start and the gradual development of the characters.

Born/Broen 4 has started but I have yet to watch them.

I haven’t been able to get into the Italian ones, they aren’t as gritty, too quaint.

I’m up to date with the Bridge. She’s as robotic as ever! good though.

Saga is great!

I still also love my Sarah Lund and her nifty, thick jumpers though.

I love how obliviously blunt Saga is with everyone, leaving them reeling,

Right I’m bushed, bedtime.
Nite

Night.

[charlie]

Fucking twat!

[Guest]

Fucking twat!

Drunk again, back tomorrow claiming to be all embarrassed.

[charlie]

Fucking twat!

Drunk again, back tomorrow claiming to be all embarrassed.

As you have no idea what I was referring to - I'll leave you to it.

[megaera]

Lady M needs to watch herself now

[Guest]

Anyway - back on track.

Who do I think is the biggest arsehole and twat of the British Isles?

Um, I really couldn't say?

Suffice to say, that this person is perhaps the key to all that is wrong in our society?

He is a dinosaur and his ilk belong in the Jurassic period along with Rexy!

I'm kidding btw!

Erm - I haven't a clue?

Best to do it via private message Keys.

[Guest]

Fucking twat!

Drunk again, back tomorrow claiming to be all embarrassed.

As you have no idea what I was referring to - I'll leave you to it.

How can anyone be expected to have a clue what a drunk is on about when you randomly post Fucking twat at 12:11am?
Lay off the sauce, you can't handle it. If not for own self respect, then think of your kids embarrassment by you.

[Nucks]

Fucking twat!

Drunk again, back tomorrow claiming to be all embarrassed.

As you have no idea what I was referring to - I'll leave you to it.

Watching late-night programs with Piers Morgan is enough to induce temporary Tourette’s in just about anyone.

[Keyser]

Has anyone mentioned the ubiquitous Ore Oduba yet?

The BBC certainly have their bloody favourites - he is never off the screen.