Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby MG2 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:08 pm

Billy Giggler wrote:
I don't get it.


To fit multiple pairs of thick socks? :dunno:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby NastyNickers » Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:30 pm

So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Keyser » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:16 pm

Boy George - puts a bit of makeup on and think that makes him immune from being treated like the nasty big prick he actually is.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:30 pm

NastyNickers wrote:So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.


That one is as old as the hills.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby HobbitFeet » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:28 pm

jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.


That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:08 pm

Hobbit wrote:
jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.


That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?


Eh?
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby NastyNickers » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:29 pm

jra wrote:
Hobbit wrote:
jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.


That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?


Eh?


Old. Mutton is older sheep.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:44 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
jra wrote:
Hobbit wrote:
jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:So there’s enough room for a hind leg of a sheep in each.


That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?


Eh?


Old. Mutton is older sheep.


Yes I know, hence the expression 'mutton dressed as lamb'. The reference was to how old the hills are in Wales like the joke being old, not how old the sheep are.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Dean » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:46 pm

jra wrote:Yes I know, hence the expression 'mutton dressed as lamb'. The reference was to how old the hills are in Wales like the joke being old, not how old the sheep are.


Jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them...
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Billy Giggler » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:58 pm

jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
jra wrote:
Hobbit wrote:[quote="jra"

That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?


Eh?


Old. Mutton is older sheep.


Yes I know, hence the expression 'mutton dressed as lamb'. The reference was to how old the hills are in Wales like the joke being old, not how old the sheep are.[/quote]

Nice one jra!
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby NastyNickers » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:02 pm

jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
jra wrote:
Hobbit wrote:
jra wrote:
That one is as old as the hills.



mutton rather than lamb for you then?


Eh?


Old. Mutton is older sheep.


Yes I know, hence the expression 'mutton dressed as lamb'. The reference was to how old the hills are in Wales like the joke being old, not how old the sheep are.


Nevermind.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:10 pm

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:Yes I know, hence the expression 'mutton dressed as lamb'. The reference was to how old the hills are in Wales like the joke being old, not how old the sheep are.


Jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them...


A bit like magic tricks. Sometimes, if it were too obvious it wouldn't be worth doing.

There have been too many leaks from the Welsh Assembly in recent years. Assembly Members are now worried about the size of their allotment.

Back to twats and arseholes.

Piers Morgan.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:41 am

While we are still on Wales, that Welsh politician that couldn't sing the Welsh national anthem.

John Redwood - singing the National Anthem

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzBq0n8dxFQ
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:49 am

jra wrote:While we are still on Wales, that Welsh politician that couldn't sing the Welsh national anthem.

John Redwood - singing the National Anthem


He's an English politician who was Secretary of State for Wales at that time.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:57 am

Jem wrote:
jra wrote:While we are still on Wales, that Welsh politician that couldn't sing the Welsh national anthem.

John Redwood - singing the National Anthem


He's an English politician who was Secretary of State for Wales at that time.


I stand corrected. That makes it alright then. :thumbsup: :roll:
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