Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:41 am

Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:21 am

Junglejayne wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.


Little? :again?:

Don't be so needy, it's unbecoming.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Junglejayne » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:17 am

Jem wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.


Little? :again?:

Don't be so needy, it's unbecoming.


Still lying and sniding. You're your own worst enemy. :dunno:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby measurer » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:48 pm

jra wrote:
measurer wrote:
Keyser wrote:
measurer wrote:So glad my asshole isn't famous! :yikes:










:pmsl:


Give it time! :gigglesnshit:



No, you have me confused with Fluffy. Her arsehole is the famous one - mine is only viewed by the toilet bowl! :mrgreen:


CCTV in the rim?



No, like normal people, I use toilet roll..... :awesome:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Text » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:15 pm

Keyser wrote:Ian Wright - was an aggressive tosser when he played and is now an aggressive tosser as a pundit.


That's a bit mean, Keys. What did he ever do to upset you? He was great at Arsenal.
Yes he's a bit of a t*sser sometimes, but then so are many other pundits. Why pick on one person?


For the sake of accuracy, these are the really aggressive footballers. official list. > > https://howtheyplay.com/team-sports/Top ... ier-League

''With about 60 red cards handed out every season. It is a handful of players who do all the damage '' . The rate is no of cards per game.
1. John Hartson Red Cards: 6, Rate: 1/26
2. Vinnie Jones Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/31
3. Younes Kaboul Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/33
4. Franck Queudrue Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/34
5. Duncan Ferguson Red Cards: 8 Rate: 1/34
6. Nemanja Vidic Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/35
7. Patrick Vieira Red Cards: 8 Rate: 1/38
8. Lee Cattermole Red Cards: 7 Rate: 1/39
9. Joey Barton Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/45
10. Alan Smith Red Cards: 6 Rate: 1/48


Others mentioned in the link: Roy Keane, Martin Keown, Dennis Wise, Richard Dunne, Steven Gerrard.
Wrighty's name is not on the rogue's gallery. He's not the worst player or pundit & he loves his country. Don't be mean, Keys. :laughing:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:30 pm

Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:


Plus you also like cricket, and your posting style is exactly the same, do you not have a login under that name?
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby jra » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:34 pm

measurer wrote:
jra wrote:
measurer wrote:
Keyser wrote:
measurer wrote:So glad my asshole isn't famous! :yikes:










:pmsl:


Give it time! :gigglesnshit:



No, you have me confused with Fluffy. Her arsehole is the famous one - mine is only viewed by the toilet bowl! :mrgreen:


CCTV in the rim?



No, like normal people, I use toilet roll..... :awesome:


Not the 3 seashells?

Spoiler: show
It's featured in the film Demolition Film starring Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock.

http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra- ... seashells/
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:37 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:


Plus you also like cricket, and your posting style is exactly the same, do you not have a login under that name?

I don't like football, apart from England, I don't have two daughters, I don't claim benefits and I don't live in a rented house. That's just off the top f my head.
Oh yeah, I don't take photographs or have bipolar. I have a headache though. Does she?
And she's an alcoholic and I'm not.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:38 pm

Junglejayne wrote:
Jem wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.


Little? :again?:

Don't be so needy, it's unbecoming.


Still lying and sniding. You're your own worst enemy. :dunno:

Still obsessed and incorrect. :shake head: :shake head:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Junglejayne » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:10 pm

Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:


Plus you also like cricket, and your posting style is exactly the same, do you not have a login under that name?

I don't like football, apart from England, I don't have two daughters, I don't claim benefits and I don't live in a rented house. That's just off the top f my head.
Oh yeah, I don't take photographs or have bipolar. I have a headache though. Does she?
And she's an alcoholic and I'm not.


You know an awful lot about her :dunno:
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Jem » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:35 pm

Junglejayne wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:


Plus you also like cricket, and your posting style is exactly the same, do you not have a login under that name?

I don't like football, apart from England, I don't have two daughters, I don't claim benefits and I don't live in a rented house. That's just off the top f my head.
Oh yeah, I don't take photographs or have bipolar. I have a headache though. Does she?
And she's an alcoholic and I'm not.


You know an awful lot about her :dunno:

Not as much as you. :pmsl:
She posts a lot of personal stuff. I can read.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:47 pm

Give it up Jem/ Jane or have another go, next time don't mention cricket is my tip.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby HobbitFeet » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:54 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:Give it up Jem/ Jane or have another go, next time don't mention cricket is my tip.



stop trying to out member's names on other forums
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Junglejayne » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:04 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:Give it up Jem/ Jane or have another go, next time don't mention cricket is my tip.


I didn't even know about the cricket but spotted it almost immediately.
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Re: Famous twats and arseholes of the British Isles.

Postby Rockstar » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:08 pm

Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:Ha Ha!

Definitely Jane Doh!

You little fibber.

Cos I like Ian Wright?

Yes there's only two us that do. :roll:


Plus you also like cricket, and your posting style is exactly the same, do you not have a login under that name?

I don't like football, apart from England, I don't have two daughters, I don't claim benefits and I don't live in a rented house. That's just off the top f my head.
Oh yeah, I don't take photographs or have bipolar. I have a headache though. Does she?
And she's an alcoholic and I'm not.


Jane Doh is alcoholic?? Now it all makes sense...
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