The UK And All It's Parts........

[Rolluplostinspace]

Tell you what if a marriage happens I'll turn up with a crate of champagne and some humble apologies .....

[Lady Murasaki]

Don’t you start calling me that unless you’re doffing your hat while you say it.

Lol.

Look what I found...a multicultural one .........

[Rockstar]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

IP addresses can be notoriously inaccurate though. Mine usually resolves to London... and occasionally Devon.

As you know, I'm in neither of these places

Yes true that....To be really fair to him,my Ip address on mobile data was showing Mumbai when I was actually in Pahalgam Kashmir.

[Rockstar]

Tell you what if a marriage happens I'll turn up with a crate of champagne and some humble apologies .....

You will have to get your passport sorted first....

[Lady Murasaki]

That poor woman.
Ting tong, then ting a ling, now tick tock!

All she did was take a few photos with him and she gets this piss taking!

Yeah but it was all fake anyway.
Notice the only pics ever posted were indoors?
Could have been anywhere.
Could have been a brief friendship but the woman clearly isn't wanting to marry him can't come and live here permanently and in no way would she be willing to be used the way others have been.
He apparently had a good tax free job in Holland but he even managed to blow that!
Now he thinks as he always did that driving a van is beneath him.
Everything is beneath hm unless it's a free ride.
Fuck him and if any of it was real then bless her for escaping the bastard.

But she didn’t do anything to deserve the piss taking, funny as it is.
Tick tock.

No I didn't want to take the piss out of her but couldn't remember any names other than it was tick tock or similar. Turns out it was ting tong but the thing is she waon't be readig this shite anyway.
I doubt she's having anything whatsoever to do with Mickey her family would not approve.

All a bit odd wasn’t it?
Must be true though, he said it on live tv.

[Guest]

That poor woman.
Ting tong, then ting a ling, now tick tock!

All she did was take a few photos with him and she gets this piss taking!

Ting Tong is a character from the Little Britain comedy show!

[Dimples]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

IP addresses can be notoriously inaccurate though. Mine usually resolves to London... and occasionally Devon.

As you know, I'm in neither of these places

Bit of a coincidence that his IP remained the same in Holland as it did when he was in London though...

Might that not be to do with the location of his provider though? That's why mine shows as London or Devon... I don't know much about these things myself... but so I was told by someone else. Can't remember who told me though.

[Rolluplostinspace]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

Would have been dead easy to take a couple of pics by Dutch scenes but not a one.
He wanted to return to dogs as someone other than the bum we've always known so went to quite extraordinary lengths for him to fool everyone.
Must have had help ..... yet again.

[Guest]

Rhyl is an utter shithole.
Rhyl is not Wales though.
Rhyl is a depressed town in Wales owned and run by the Scouse and Manc criminal fraternity who buy up properties turn them into depressing bedsits and even advertise them in jails around the North West of England.
But Micky tell me this ... you say the countryside is boring.
What does a penilees person get to do in the city that's so exciting?
I love the fact that in this tiny village a stranger stands out a mile.
I love that if anyone is struggling everyone knows and can help out.
There's bastards about of course but everyone knows who they are.
You'r not going to get conned here unless you're really really dumb .....
There is so much live music around beautiful N Wales that you can't get to see it all.
I reckon you like crowded cities because it's easier to be a bum.
No one knows your business and it's gotta be easier to bum some spare change in those crowds but .... please tell me what you do that is so interesting that you can't do in paradise?
I'm genuinely interested how the streets keep you entertained and not dying of boredom.
I'll pop in for a read but I might not be able to answer so quickly.
I think there were two reported crimes last year... a domestic assault and damage to a bus stop or something.
Oh and someone had a tractor toolbox nicked.

Much the same as London Jack if you quadruple that and multiply by 10 ..... oh and add 'knife' in the appropriate places.

Damage to 40 knives and 40 knife toolboxes nicked, you say? That London sounds well fucking scary!!!

[Rolluplostinspace]

Rhyl is an utter shithole.
Rhyl is not Wales though.
Rhyl is a depressed town in Wales owned and run by the Scouse and Manc criminal fraternity who buy up properties turn them into depressing bedsits and even advertise them in jails around the North West of England.
But Micky tell me this ... you say the countryside is boring.
What does a penilees person get to do in the city that's so exciting?
I love the fact that in this tiny village a stranger stands out a mile.
I love that if anyone is struggling everyone knows and can help out.
There's bastards about of course but everyone knows who they are.
You'r not going to get conned here unless you're really really dumb .....
There is so much live music around beautiful N Wales that you can't get to see it all.
I reckon you like crowded cities because it's easier to be a bum.
No one knows your business and it's gotta be easier to bum some spare change in those crowds but .... please tell me what you do that is so interesting that you can't do in paradise?
I'm genuinely interested how the streets keep you entertained and not dying of boredom.
I'll pop in for a read but I might not be able to answer so quickly.
I think there were two reported crimes last year... a domestic assault and damage to a bus stop or something.
Oh and someone had a tractor toolbox nicked.

Much the same as London Jack if you quadruple that and multiply by 10 ..... oh and add 'knife' in the appropriate places.

Damage to 40 knives and 40 knife toolboxes nicked, you say? That London sounds well fucking scary!!!

Fucking idiot.
Living with a hundred families beats living with a few fucking million families.
Exactly because of what you are drunkenly trying to point out.

[Vam]

(@ Rolly - take it easy, and don't overdo it (

On topic - right now, Windsor is looking like a lovely place to live!

I'm about to put on my fascinator, flutter my mini Union Jack, and go catch up with some friends to celebrate everything British today

Whether you're caught up in all the brouhaha or not, hope everyone has a royally fabulous day

[Kat]

I love in a small village in Yorkshire .but bus ride away from town centre walking distance to hospital .so all's good .but if you are truly happy doesn't matter where you live

[Nucks]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

IP addresses can be notoriously inaccurate though. Mine usually resolves to London... and occasionally Devon.

As you know, I'm in neither of these places

Yes, we know. You’re in ‘judgmental lemur’, wherever that is.

[Dimples]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

IP addresses can be notoriously inaccurate though. Mine usually resolves to London... and occasionally Devon.

As you know, I'm in neither of these places

Yes, we know. You’re in ‘judgmental lemur’, wherever that is.

Yes, I think the Admin is ignoring my please on that...

[Nucks]

His IP was always in London, never in Holland. He posted loads of pics of himself in London in pubs etc, but never one quick snap from Holland. He’s a fantasist and a liar. Always has been...

IP addresses can be notoriously inaccurate though. Mine usually resolves to London... and occasionally Devon.

As you know, I'm in neither of these places

Yes, we know. You’re in ‘judgmental lemur’, wherever that is.

Yes, I think the Admin is ignoring my please on that...

I think you’ve been banished there. It’s like Siberia, for Dogs.