gifts for members & guests

[Guest]

please try to keep this relatively nice.

vam - a beautiful horse with side pannier baskets for the dogs, for when they get tired of running along.

rollup - a vast table made from ancient oak, where he could entertain family & friends & tell his stories with his loved ones around him. he'd need a very comfortable chair too.

dean - a top of the line pool table and a room big enough to put it in where he wasn't squashed up taking shots.

stooo - a foot spa and a proper chef's kitchen with all the cooking gadgets his heart could desire.

micky - a secure job, a cosy cottage & his beloved's visa.

vicks - a rangers season ticket for the best seat in the house.

[Guest]

Puzzles dreadlocks and a spliff the size of a didgeridoo.

JRA a one way ticket to a cottage in Devon

McAz a boat

[Guest]

Puzz - all expenses paid trip to rehab
Rocky - a That's racist! badge
JungleJayne - a Log In! badge
jp - Creatine

Am I doing this wrong?

[Vam]

Fabulous idea for a thread - good to have a laugh for a change.

@ the OP Guesty...thank you, beaut! That will do nicely...

[McAz]

McAz a boat

I'd a love a boat - thanks.

[Holly]

...beaut seems to be the latest

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut

[Guest]

Fabulous idea for a thread - good to have a laugh for a change.

@ the OP Guesty...thank you, beaut! That will do nicely...

glad you like it.

[Vam]

...beaut seems to be the latest

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut

It's all that Nic's fault So blame her.....

....beaut

[Nucks]

Gift cards all around.

Too busy to shop.

[Holly]

Awwww, you're all a bunch of beauts

[Vam]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

[Vam]

Awwww, you're all a bunch of beauts

[NastyNickers]

...beaut seems to be the latest

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut

It's all that Nic's fault So blame her.....

....beaut

Guilty

[Guest]

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

[NastyNickers]

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

I am cool and I love a good abreev.