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[Holly]

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

I was joking No need to get nasty now...It's a girly thing

[Guest]

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

I am cool and I love a good abreev.

You’re not cool, you sound like a twat when you do it. Like you’re trying waaaay too hard.

Have a gands at yourself when you next try to use your shitty words. Makes you sound like a major bellend.

[NastyNickers]

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

I am cool and I love a good abreev.

You’re not cool, you sound like a twat when you do it. Like you’re trying waaaay too hard.

Have a gands at yourself when you next try to use your shitty words. Makes you sound like a major bellend.

Now I know it does your nut in, I’ll make sure I use them more, you grumpy little sausage you.

[Guest]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

So much for people playing nice. Instantly you go to trying to stir it up again with Rocky. You’re so transparent. When this thread turns into a shitfest no doubt you’ll play the innocent and your little suck ups will again say ‘oh she didn’t mean it that way’

[Claire]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

[Dean]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

How long does Vam bite her lip about Claire trolling her, I wonder...

[Vam]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

[Dean]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

That’s the spirit! Why the fuck you bow down to her and say nothing I don’t know! I know first hand you can stick up for yourself...

[Claire]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

I thought we had agreed years ago that you can't ALWAYS agree with what each other posts?

[Vam]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

I thought we had agreed years ago that you can't ALWAYS agree with what each other posts?

True enough! As you were...

[Vam]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

That’s the spirit! Why the fuck you bow down to her and say nothing I don’t know! I know first hand you can stick up for yourself...

Because I'm a loyal person by nature, and I never forget any kindness someone extends to me.

[Claire]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

I thought we had agreed years ago that you can't ALWAYS agree with what each other posts?

True enough! As you were...

Ha ha.

[Claire]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

That’s the spirit! Why the fuck you bow down to her and say nothing I don’t know! I know first hand you can stick up for yourself...

Because I'm a loyal person by nature, and I never forget any kindness someone extends to me.

Ditto but we will sometimes disagree

[Dean]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

A wee referral to Guest posts made at 3.37pm and 3.55pm.
Which were approved by Admin...

That’s the spirit! Why the fuck you bow down to her and say nothing I don’t know! I know first hand you can stick up for yourself...

Because I'm a loyal person by nature, and I never forget any kindness someone extends to me.

Even when they try to mug you off on the forum? As long as you see that she’s pushing you for a reaction. Don’t be fooled into thinking she is a friend to you. I won’t mention it again as I’ll be accused of stirring. I’ll just sit back and watch her wear you down...

[Guest]

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with

A wee reminder:

"please try to keep this relatively nice".

The mad one knows what she is doing and when it all kicks off she’ll make out its aomeone else’s fault and have her little kiss arse NN come rushing in with a cringey ‘But Vam is a beaut’ line to try and diffuse it.