gifts for members & guests

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gifts for members & guests

Postby Guest » Wed May 23, 2018 12:51 pm

please try to keep this relatively nice. :smilin:

vam - a beautiful horse with side pannier baskets for the dogs, for when they get tired of running along.

rollup - a vast table made from ancient oak, where he could entertain family & friends & tell his stories with his loved ones around him. he'd need a very comfortable chair too.

dean - a top of the line pool table and a room big enough to put it in where he wasn't squashed up taking shots.

stooo - a foot spa and a proper chef's kitchen with all the cooking gadgets his heart could desire.

micky - a secure job, a cosy cottage & his beloved's visa.

vicks - a rangers season ticket for the best seat in the house.
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Guest » Wed May 23, 2018 1:36 pm

Puzzles dreadlocks and a spliff the size of a didgeridoo.

JRA a one way ticket to a cottage in Devon

McAz a boat
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Guest » Wed May 23, 2018 1:48 pm

Puzz - all expenses paid trip to rehab
Rocky - a That's racist! badge
JungleJayne - a Log In! badge
jp - Creatine

Am I doing this wrong?
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Vam » Wed May 23, 2018 1:55 pm

Fabulous idea for a thread - good to have a laugh for a change.

@ the OP Guesty...thank you, beaut! :wubwub: That will do nicely... :gigglesnshit:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby McAz » Wed May 23, 2018 1:58 pm

Guest wrote:McAz a boat


I'd a love a boat - thanks. :Wiiiine!:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Holly » Wed May 23, 2018 2:01 pm

...beaut seems to be the latest :gigglesnshit:

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut :Hiya:

:pmsl:
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Postby Guest » Wed May 23, 2018 2:03 pm

Vam wrote:Fabulous idea for a thread - good to have a laugh for a change.

@ the OP Guesty...thank you, beaut! :wubwub: That will do nicely... :gigglesnshit:


glad you like it. :smilin:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Vam » Wed May 23, 2018 2:12 pm

Holly wrote:...beaut seems to be the latest :gigglesnshit:

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut :Hiya:

:pmsl:


It's all that Nic's fault :monkey: So blame her.....

....beaut :wubwub:

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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Nucks » Wed May 23, 2018 2:16 pm

Gift cards all around.

Too busy to shop. :mrgreen:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Holly » Wed May 23, 2018 2:20 pm

Awwww, you're all a bunch of beauts :wubbers:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Vam » Wed May 23, 2018 2:22 pm

For jra ... a bumper compendium of killer jokes, and zinger one-liners. And a SOH.

For jp ... a Thesaurus

For Micky ... a chip-busting chisel

For Rockstar ... adolescent acne cream

For each of the Mods ... a great big meaty shiny 'Brutus', to club us about the head with
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Vam » Wed May 23, 2018 2:22 pm

Holly wrote:Awwww, you're all a bunch of beauts :wubbers:


:pmsl:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby NastyNickers » Wed May 23, 2018 2:34 pm

Vam wrote:
Holly wrote:...beaut seems to be the latest :gigglesnshit:

hey beaut, how you doing beaut, you're OK beaut? Love ya beaut, thanks beaut :Hiya:

:pmsl:


It's all that Nic's fault :monkey: So blame her.....

....beaut :wubwub:

:mrgreen:


Guilty :oops:
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Re: gifts for members & guests

Postby Guest » Wed May 23, 2018 2:37 pm

‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.
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Postby NastyNickers » Wed May 23, 2018 2:44 pm

Guest wrote:‘Beaut’ is cringey and sounds like something my kids would say trying to be cool. Same with ‘gands’ As in oh I’ll take a gands at that later. Makes my teeth itch every time I see adults trying to sound trendy. It rarely sounds good.

I am cool and I love a good abreev. :snooty:
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