If I had a million quid...

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If I had a million quid...

Postby Nucks » Fri May 25, 2018 7:59 am

If you suddenly came into a lot of money, what would be at the top of your list?

Holiday? Mortgage?

Would you move or upgrade anything?

Boob job? :ooer:
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri May 25, 2018 8:29 am

I'd put aside £50k for a holiday and stuff.

The rest I would invest in low risk investments and a decent BTL property. That should generate an income of about £50k per year without touching the capital. I would probably re-invest most of that back into the investment portfolio.

I'd still work in the job I do and consider my position after 5 years.
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby McAz » Fri May 25, 2018 11:13 am

I had around half a million once - just spent it on sodall with few regrets. Poor as a church mouse again but health and love are far more important.
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Si_Crewe » Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm

Said the same thing for years...

There's a derelict old school right opposite my house.
I'd love to buy it off the council, turn part of it into a living space and then turn the rest of it into a sort of "community workshop" where people could monkey around fixing cars, doing DIY and other Arts & Crafts stuff.

Admittedly, the idea came from a selfish position, where I figure that part of the building would make a superb workshop, but I like the idea of making it available so people have somewhere they could go to learn some practical skills and then put them to use.
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Dean » Fri May 25, 2018 1:17 pm

I’d be dead in 6 months!
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Guest » Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm

Dean wrote:I’d be dead in 6 months!


Why such a long time away? :wubwub:
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Dimples » Fri May 25, 2018 1:42 pm

Well, there's still plenty of the world left for me to see... :wubbers:
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby megaera » Fri May 25, 2018 2:59 pm

...I'd be wondering which fucker had robbed the rest of it :gigglesnshit:



I'd probably be boring and pay off the mortgage. Then have some serious holidays :pmsl: m
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Trapper John » Fri May 25, 2018 3:50 pm

I'd spend half on drink and women, the other half I'd probably just waste.
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Nucks » Fri May 25, 2018 3:59 pm

Trapper John wrote:I'd spend half on drink and women, the other half I'd probably just waste.


A song just for you. :gigglesnshit:

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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri May 25, 2018 4:18 pm

For starters...I need a new car.
I need an exotic holiday.
I need a private masseuse.
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Claire » Fri May 25, 2018 4:27 pm

Trapper John wrote:I'd spend half on drink and women, the other half I'd probably just waste.



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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri May 25, 2018 4:30 pm

Claire wrote:
Trapper John wrote:I'd spend half on drink and women, the other half I'd probably just waste.





:laughing:

Are you jp’s sock? :kinell:
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Re: If I had a million quid...

Postby Nucks » Fri May 25, 2018 4:32 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:For starters...I need a new car.
I need an exotic holiday.
I need a private masseuse.


Anywhere in the world... where would you go? Somewhere new or revisit a favourite?
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Re: If I had a million quid...

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