The Nice Chat Thread...

[Jem]

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

It wasn't funny though, sorry.

[Rockstar]

is it just me that doesn't get it

Tried google and all I got was info on excesssive wanking. I think it’s a cry for help from jra.

Of course. What else could it be.

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

What’s the difference between your dick and your jokes?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

[HobbitFeet]

are we all being nice in the special nice thread?

[jra]

is it just me that doesn't get it

Tried google and all I got was info on excesssive wanking. I think it’s a cry for help from jra.

Of course. What else could it be.

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

What’s the difference between your dick and your jokes?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

Now you're making it personal in the nice chat thread.

Like you've asked everybody. Just because you don't get it, doesn't necessarily means it applies to everybody else.

[jra]

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

It wasn't funny though, sorry.

Humour is subjective. How many times have I said that now. I don't find The Royal Family or The Office remotely funny for example.

[Rockstar]

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

It wasn't funny though, sorry.

Humour is subjective. How many times have I said that now. I don't find The Royal Family or The Office remotely funny for example.

What’s the difference between your dick and your jokes?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

[Rockstar]

is it just me that doesn't get it

Tried google and all I got was info on excesssive wanking. I think it’s a cry for help from jra.

Of course. What else could it be.

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

What’s the difference between your dick and your jokes?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

Now you're making it personal in the nice chat thread.

Humour is subjective. How many times have I said that now. I don't find you or your cane jokes remotely funny for example.

[HobbitFeet]

JRA take it out of the nice thread

Rocky - I'm watching you

[Rockstar]

Rocky - I'm watching you

voyeur

[Dom N Atrix]

now it just sounds like some bizarre S&M experiment

S&M? Is that where posh dyslexics go to shop?

[VelvetCat]

I can't sleep, it's too hot...

Put your sheets in the freezer for 10 mins and keep drapes closed all day in your bedroom. A fan on timer and hit em cold sheets!

Thanks Mes, gonna do that later on, sounds great.

[Bella]

is it just me that doesn't get it

Tried google and all I got was info on excesssive wanking. I think it’s a cry for help from jra.

Of course. What else could it be.

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

But why did you post it... not long after i said my lad was dyslexic?

[Dean]

Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.

It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

It wasn't funny though, sorry.

Humour is subjective. How many times have I said that now. I don't find The Royal Family or The Office remotely funny for example.

You keep saying humour is subjective. When literally nobody ever laughs at your jokes or posts, can it be called humour?

[Keyser]

now it just sounds like some bizarre S&M experiment

What the hell is wrong with that?

[jra]

JRA take it out of the nice thread

WHAT. I didn't start it.

I thought only horses wore blinkers.