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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby jra » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:41 pm

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Jem wrote:
jra wrote:
jra wrote:Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.


It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.

It wasn't funny though, sorry.


Humour is subjective. How many times have I said that now. I don't find The Royal Family or The Office remotely funny for example.


You keep saying humour is subjective. When literally nobody ever laughs at your jokes or posts, can it be called humour?


You decide. Why make such a big deal about it.

It's hardly a crime is it.

Bella wrote:
jra wrote:
Dr Ruth wrote:
Hobbit wrote:is it just me that doesn't get it


Tried google and all I got was info on excesssive wanking. I think it’s a cry for help from jra.


Of course. What else could it be.

jra wrote:Dyslexic patient: I can't see my penis when wanking.
GP: Should have gone to Specsavers or is it that small.
Dyslexic patient. I'm blind and you should be caned for being unprofessional.


It's play on words. Canned is slang for being fired/sacked, but misspelt (dyslexia). A blind person often uses a cane.


But why did you post it... not long after i said my lad was dyslexic?


I didn't see your post or I'd forgotten. And if I did, it wouldn't be anything personal.

People know I've got Jewish heritage. I don't normally get offended by Jewish jokes.
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:45 pm

Fancy a pretzel, jra?
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby jra » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:53 pm

Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.

You've often said to others 'keep it nice in the 'Nice Chat' thread'. But apparently that rule doesn't apply to you.

Let's get this clear here. When I said I don't normally get offended by Jewish jokes I mean Jews in general, not personally aimed at me. There is a difference.
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:04 pm

jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.

You've often said to others 'keep it nice in the 'Nice Chat' thread'. But apparently that rule doesn't apply to you.

Let's get this clear here. When I said I don't normally get offended by Jewish jokes I mean Jews in general, not personally aimed at me. There is a difference.


I thought it was very nice of me to offer you a snack...
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Rockstar » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:36 am

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.

You've often said to others 'keep it nice in the 'Nice Chat' thread'. But apparently that rule doesn't apply to you.

Let's get this clear here. When I said I don't normally get offended by Jewish jokes I mean Jews in general, not personally aimed at me. There is a difference.


I thought it was very nice of me to offer you a snack...


Your avatar... :pmsl:

Was there VAR controversy in Germany South Korea game? :paranoid:
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby VelvetCat » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:36 pm

Afternoon all, I've got Hallie today to give her mom a chance to go and do some shopping, so I've just had lots of nanny cuddles, fed her, changed her and now she's fast asleep. She's so gorgeous.

So hot again today, they'll be saying there will be a drought soon!

I'm pissed off because I brought a lovely white gypsy skirt yesterday, put it on this morning and spilled half a cup of coffee down it, so it's had to be washed and is currently on the washing line, still it should be dry soon!
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:38 pm

awwww what a glorious afternoon VC

(I'd rather hold a kitten though)
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Me Again » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:57 pm

jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.


Because he's a loser who gets his kicks from trolling people on the internet. It's as simple as that.
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Dean » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:58 pm

Me Again wrote:
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Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.


Because he's a loser who gets his kicks from trolling people on the internet. It's as simple as that.


That’s not very nice...
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:04 pm

in the nice thread too

wankers...
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby jra » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:53 am

Dean wrote:
Me Again wrote:
jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Fancy a pretzel, jra?


Why keep recycling the same old shit.


Because he's a loser who gets his kicks from trolling people on the internet. It's as simple as that.


That’s not very nice...


Being nice to you. That horse has long left the stable. No point in bolting the door now.
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Nucks » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:04 am

Babies’ laughter, nothing in the world like it. :gigglesnshit:

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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Dean » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:45 am

Fuck me, it’s warm out there!

Hope you’re all well... :Hiya:
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby Helena » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:49 pm

Dean wrote:Fuck me, it’s warm out there!

Hope you’re all well... :Hiya:



Actually no I'm not - Im on my teabreak in work and I am about to fecking lamp my work colleague who has spoken to me like I am shit on her shoe. :grrrrr:
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Re: The Nice Chat Thread...

Postby dis » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:26 pm

Helena wrote:
Dean wrote:Fuck me, it’s warm out there!

Hope you’re all well... :Hiya:



Actually no I'm not - Im on my teabreak in work and I am about to fecking lamp my work colleague who has spoken to me like I am shit on her shoe. :grrrrr:



What a pig, I am annoyed for you. I hate when folk do that. Scud her lug. :slap:
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