Micky would you like me to make you a free forum?
There's lots of people who'll join.
I can set the rules out for you.
Women no swearing.
No gays.
No Muslims.
No smart people etc etc.
Whatever way you want it.
I'll do it tomorrow night for you if you say yes.
I'm sure there will be people who will be willing to pull the levers press the big buttons for you and so on.
Just give me the word and you'll have a nice new forum.