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jokes thread

Postby banana chewits » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:01 pm

please keep the petty crap out of this one, thanks. :smilin:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby banana chewits » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:02 pm

dean can kick it off.

Dean wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
Dean wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:I love bees

put a Californian lilac in your garden and it will be full of bees and butterflies


Did you known there’s a type of bee that produces milk?



if this is a joke that is going to make me groan just leave it there


BooBees!! :pmsl:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Dean » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:05 pm

I’m the biggest joke on here!
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Re: jokes thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:06 pm

I might just lock this before he starts
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Gabby » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:09 pm

My fella’s called Mr Wright.... no one told me his Christian name’s Always.... :ohdear:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby banana chewits » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:12 pm

q. what is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

a. a weasel is weaselly recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:13 pm

I made a website to support the orphans

but it doesn't have a homepage


beat that fuckers
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Gabby » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:14 pm

What’s the definition of a ‘Yankee’?...... same as a ‘Quickie’... only you do it yourself! :pmsl:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:15 pm

I were very nearly run over by a truck today but I knew he wanted to miss me.
He had Dodge written on the front.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Gabby » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:19 pm

3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

:pmsl:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Dean » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:23 pm

I think I’ll be banned if I post in this thread... :ooer:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:25 pm

Gabby wrote:3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

:pmsl:


Is that it?
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Nucks » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:27 pm

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti...
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Dean » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:28 pm

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Gabby » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:29 pm

Guest wrote:
Gabby wrote:3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

:pmsl:


Is that it?


That too :laughing:
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