A man waks into a corner shop and asks the assistant for a bottle of whiskey.
"I'm sorry sir but it's against my religious sensitivities to handle such an item"
"Ok, give me a packet of Walls finest pork sausages"
"I'm sorry sir but it's against my religious sensitivities to handle such an item"
"How about a gram of smack and one of those 14 year old slags you've got chained up in the basement?"
"Yes, sir, coming right up"