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A right load of bollocks...

Re: jokes thread

Postby Vam » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:27 pm

Nucks wrote:What’s brown and sticky?




A stick.


:ooer: .... :pmsl:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Avon Barksdale » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:32 pm

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby dis » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:33 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.


:yikes:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby NastyNickers » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:36 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.


:pukeup:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:38 pm

:shake head:
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Avon Barksdale » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:41 pm

I think I'll go and have my dinner now...

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Re: jokes thread

Postby dis » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:43 pm

What team does Suarez play for again son?

Hungary.


That was me and my son - I laughed for ages.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:21 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To join retarded.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:26 pm

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:28 pm

When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:30 pm

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:30 pm

Digital Spy forums
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:33 pm

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:37 pm

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you’re adding raisins and marshmallows – it’s a rocky road.
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Re: jokes thread

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:54 pm

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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