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jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:01 pm
by banana chewits
please keep the petty crap out of this one, thanks.
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:02 pm
by banana chewits
dean can kick it off.
Dean wrote:HobbitFeet wrote:Dean wrote:HobbitFeet wrote:I love bees
put a Californian lilac in your garden and it will be full of bees and butterflies
Did you known there’s a type of bee that produces milk?
if this is a joke that is going to make me groan just leave it there
BooBees!!
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:05 pm
by Dean
I’m the biggest joke on here!
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:06 pm
by HobbitFeet
I might just lock this before he starts
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:09 pm
by Gabby
My fella’s called Mr Wright.... no one told me his Christian name’s Always....
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:12 pm
by banana chewits
q. what is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
a. a weasel is weaselly recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:13 pm
by HobbitFeet
I made a website to support the orphans
but it doesn't have a homepage
beat that fuckers
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:14 pm
by Gabby
What’s the definition of a ‘Yankee’?...... same as a ‘Quickie’... only you do it yourself!
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:15 pm
by Guest
I were very nearly run over by a truck today but I knew he wanted to miss me.
He had Dodge written on the front.
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:19 pm
by Gabby
3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:23 pm
by Dean
I think I’ll be banned if I post in this thread...
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:25 pm
by Guest
Gabby wrote:3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!
Is that it?
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:27 pm
by Nucks
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti...
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:28 pm
by Dean
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“Boxing?”
“No, … hurdles.”
Re: jokes thread
Posted:
Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:29 pm
by Gabby
Guest wrote:Gabby wrote:3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!
Is that it?
That too