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did you hear the joke about the gay Australian sailor?

He enjoyed steaming into Sydney...

What's the difference between a Soya Bean and a Vibrator?


Nothing at all. They're both a substitute for meat.

Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

I was in the park the other day wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets...and then it hit me.

I was going to do a joke about time travel.

But I knew you wouldn't like it.

I always feel sad when I think of my grandad; he died in a concentration camp...

He fell out the machine gun tower.

I used to be into bondage, necrophillia and beastiallity. I gave it up when I realised I was flogging a dead horse.

How do you make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Drunk Dalek wrote:How do you make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

I couldn't be gay. I just don't have it in me.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Fucking big holes in Australia.

About a month before he died we rubbed lard into my granddad's back to try and make him feel better.

He went rapidly downhill after that...

Avon Barksdale wrote:About a month before he died we rubbed lard into my granddad's back to try and make him feel better.

He went rapidly downhill after that...

I liked that one.

Q. What did Tarzan say when the Elephants charged?
A. Watch out, here come the Elephants

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.