Dear Doggies

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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:08 pm

megaera wrote:I'd love a Mallen streak.


Is that what the Millibands have? That little streak at the front?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:12 pm

Stooo wrote:OK, I've got this thing with my hands.

I shift a lot of cardboard during the working day and it obviously robs my hands of natural oils. I use O`Keefe's hand cream every morning but when I'm off I don't and my hands are like butterfly's wings. What do I do?


My husband has same problem. He went to skin clinic they gave him cotton gloves to wear and night and this brutal brown stinky stuff in a tub that he has to rub in to them. It works wonders, his hands are hellish.

Maybe try some cream and cotton gloves but you might need a referral.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dimples » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:17 pm

Stooo wrote:OK, I've got this thing with my hands.

I shift a lot of cardboard during the working day and it obviously robs my hands of natural oils. I use O`Keefe's hand cream every morning but when I'm off I don't and my hands are like butterfly's wings. What do I do?


Neutrogena is your friend.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:27 pm

Dimples wrote:
Stooo wrote:OK, I've got this thing with my hands.

I shift a lot of cardboard during the working day and it obviously robs my hands of natural oils. I use O`Keefe's hand cream every morning but when I'm off I don't and my hands are like butterfly's wings. What do I do?


Neutrogena is your friend.


Thanks. I'll get some tomorrow :smilin:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Punk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:38 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
megaera wrote:I'd love a Mallen streak.


Is that what the Millibands have? That little streak at the front?


Who would have thought Dickie Davies was a trendsetter?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby megaera » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:40 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
megaera wrote:I'd love a Mallen streak.


Is that what the Millibands have? That little streak at the front?


Yeah, or like Caitlin Moran
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:43 pm

I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:46 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.


Bin bags for the morning walk then...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:47 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.


Plastic gloves and poo bags :pukeup: at the ready lass. :pukeup:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dimples » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:04 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.


Can she open the fridge herself? :ooer:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Punk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:08 pm

Dimples wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.


Can she open the fridge herself? :ooer:


Years ago we had a Chocolate point Siamese called Fleur who could open doors, including fridge doors. She even played fetch with a rabbit's paw. :ooer:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:11 pm

Dimples wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.


Can she open the fridge herself? :ooer:


She doesn’t need to when the box is left on the chair. :bawlin:

I’m going to need a fucking loader tomorrow to haul the shit into the bin.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby George » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:17 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I’ve just gone downstairs to see what the fuck the crinkling noise is. The dogs settling down on a nest of plastic wrappers.
The ones that were wrapped around a weeks worth of raw meat.

She’s demolished 15kg of meat within a couple of hours.

What the fuck.

My OH’s aunt won a huge turkey in a raffle, she went to put it in the oven and wondered why it felt even heavier, she found the cat inside the carcass :mrgreen:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Nucks » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:57 am

When I was a kid, my father put a frozen turkey in the kitchen sink to thaw overnight. We had a wooden cutting board that fit over the sink so figured it would be safe. By morning, the board had been pushed aside and our husky/shepherd dog and our ginger tomcat were fast asleep on the floor with guts fit to burst, Turkey carcass nearly picked clean. We think it was a team effort.

:gigglesnshit:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Nucks » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:00 am

Dimples wrote:Maybe all the monitors are currently in use. Hope all is well though. :thumbsup:


I hadn’t thought of that, Dimples. Makes sense though. :wubbers: I’m ok, just feeling tired.
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