Dear Doggies

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:02 pm

Dean wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled :ooer:


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help


Hello. I've been snide as fuck in public on CM about practically everycunt on this forum, now everyone hates me.

What do I do? Asking for a friend.



kill yourself


(channeling Dean)


Banned!!!


back in 6 hours
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:06 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled :ooer:


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help


Hello. I've been snide as fuck in public on CM about practically everycunt on this forum, now everyone hates me.

What do I do? Asking for a friend.


Shag the crap out of lemonwoman until you have a clear conscience? :dunno:


I like digger... and shes 20 years older than me I think. When she was 20 odd I'd have banged her like a shithoose door in the wind...


she's not 68 :yikes:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:08 pm

I too like Digger. Haven’t seen her for many years though. She’s probably dead now the old c**t...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:09 pm

I'm not 48.. Im 45...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby xtras1 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:09 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled :ooer:


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help


Just looked at the retarded reporter thread.

Just want to say it was meant to be bitch not birch.

And like I said in that forum.. that was THEN.

I'm still the same person but not looking for any grief, Hobbit.

Wish that sneaky little reporter would have captured the nice things that were said, as believe it or not there were some nice comments.. not about you just in general.


ach pull the other one, I gave you every chance on here to put the past behind, but no you couldn't resist a good bitch, I can take the moral highground because everything I've said about the people bitching about me is here where you can read it - in your case that is fuck all

however I'd really have to give a shit for it to affect me, so carry on being exactly what you've always been, no skin off my nose


What the hell? I'm not bitching about you.

I think you read my comment wrong. But if that's how you feel so be it.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby xtras1 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:10 pm

Stooo wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled :ooer:


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help


Just looked at the retarded reporter thread.

Just want to say it was meant to be bitch not birch.

And like I said in that forum.. that was THEN.

I'm still the same person but not looking for any grief, Hobbit.

Wish that sneaky little reporter would have captured the nice things that were said, as believe it or not there were some nice comments.. not about you just in general.


This thread is about minor irritations xtras...

...oh, as you were.


Ditto.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:10 pm

Dean wrote:I too like Digger. Haven’t seen her for many years though. She’s probably dead now the old c**t...


She's psychic so you can speak to her from beyond the grave....

I think she's still quite alive though....
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:11 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Dean wrote:I too like Digger. Haven’t seen her for many years though. She’s probably dead now the old c**t...


She's psychic so you can speak to her from beyond the grave....

I think she's still quite alive though....


Pass on my regards next time you speak to her for me please.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:12 pm

I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:13 pm

Dean wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Dean wrote:I too like Digger. Haven’t seen her for many years though. She’s probably dead now the old c**t...


She's psychic so you can speak to her from beyond the grave....

I think she's still quite alive though....


Pass on my regards next time you speak to her for me please.


Will do... i think she reads here now and again.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:14 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo


Can you get your mind out of the gutter please. Two forum legends are having a chat here...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:14 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo


What's your mum's fanny like?

Asking for a .. ah fuck it :trollface: :pmsl:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Guest » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:16 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I'm not 48.. Im 45...


Middle aged, then.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Nucks » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:17 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo


It’s #6 on the takeaway menu.

So I’ve heard.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:17 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I'm not 48.. Im 45...


Middle aged, then.


Only if he lived to 90, so no. He’s definitely got AIDS.
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