Dear Doggies

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Dear Doggies

Postby Hobbit » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:43 pm

In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled :ooer:


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:02 pm

My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Junglejayne » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:21 pm

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:25 pm

Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Junglejayne » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:28 pm

banana chewits wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.


:yikes:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Frankly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:39 pm

:ooer: This just appeared on my FB - I immediately thought of Stooo's problems

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:pmsl: :canny:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:39 pm

banana chewits wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.


None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:41 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.


None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!


you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon. :yikes:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:47 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.


None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!


you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon. :yikes:

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:53 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon. :yikes:

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?



lobotomy (in before dimples :yess: )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Junglejayne » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:00 pm

Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:01 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon. :yikes:

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?



lobotomy (in before dimples :yess: )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.


If I get the lobotomy I won’t need to worry about the wrist. :mrgreen:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:04 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon. :yikes:

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?



lobotomy (in before dimples :yess: )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.


If I get the lobotomy I won’t need to worry about the wrist. :mrgreen:


you really should get it looked at, it's not right at all.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:08 pm

Junglejayne wrote:Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.


He said I’d get an appointment for X-rays in the post. I know that my radius has shortened, but they said I should have full movement. I haven’t, and I still can’t bear any weight on my palm. And it’s so deformed, and gets even more deformed by the day. I swear it wasn’t this bad when the cast first came off.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Helena » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:10 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.


He said I’d get an appointment for X-rays in the post. I know that my radius has shortened, but they said I should have full movement. I haven’t, and I still can’t bear any weight on my palm. And it’s so deformed, and gets even more deformed by the day. I swear it wasn’t this bad when the cast first came off.



Not good Nick, I hope you don't have to wait too long for your X-Rays
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