Dear Doggies

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:56 pm

Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:


I have nothing but grey hair :ooer:


I’ve got loads. :gigglesnshit: But some of it blends in as I’m slightly blonde.

I’m slightly annoyed today as my hospital appointment amounted to a doctor asking me a few questions about my heart palpitation episode 2 weeks ago, he took my blood pressure and listened to my heart and lungs for a few seconds. This could have been done by my GP without me missing a day of work. :again?: I’m supposed to return at a future date to get fitted with a 24 hr ECG monitor thing. Not sure why they couldn’t have done that today. That’s the NHS efficiency in action for you.


I think that it looks really elegant in shoulder length hair especially mixed with blonde :drool:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:57 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.


:ooer:

Or just stay bald.

You can’t go grey then.


safest bet.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:59 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.


:ooer:

Or just stay bald.

You can’t go grey then.


safest bet.


You still get grey balls. :shake head:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:59 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


I’ve always wondered which part of the ear grows the hair. Is it like out the hole, or just around it. Like ear pubes. Or hairy noses, they grow out the hole.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Guest » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:00 pm

Stooo wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.


:ooer:

Or just stay bald.

You can’t go grey then.


safest bet.


You still get grey balls. :shake head:


Oh please, you'll shatter Vam's fantasies :pukeup:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:00 pm

Stooo wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.


:ooer:

Or just stay bald.

You can’t go grey then.


safest bet.


You still get grey balls. :shake head:


she's gonna grow balls? :thud:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Nucks » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:01 pm

Stooo wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:


I have nothing but grey hair :ooer:


I’ve got loads. :gigglesnshit: But some of it blends in as I’m slightly blonde.

I’m slightly annoyed today as my hospital appointment amounted to a doctor asking me a few questions about my heart palpitation episode 2 weeks ago, he took my blood pressure and listened to my heart and lungs for a few seconds. This could have been done by my GP without me missing a day of work. :again?: I’m supposed to return at a future date to get fitted with a 24 hr ECG monitor thing. Not sure why they couldn’t have done that today. That’s the NHS efficiency in action for you.


I think that it looks really elegant in shoulder length hair especially mixed with blonde :drool:


I thought my webcam was off. :ooer:

:mrgreen:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:02 pm

banana chewits wrote:she's gonna grow balls? :thud:


On her chin? :yikes:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:02 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


I’ve always wondered which part of the ear grows the hair. Is it like out the hole, or just around it. Like ear pubes. Or hairy noses, they grow out the hole.


some noses grow hair on the outside, too.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:03 pm

banana chewits wrote:
Stooo wrote:
You still get grey balls. :shake head:


she's gonna grow balls? :thud:


Women don’t grow balls, our tits just slink down to ball level given time.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:04 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


I’ve always wondered which part of the ear grows the hair. Is it like out the hole, or just around it. Like ear pubes. Or hairy noses, they grow out the hole.


I've got a nose and ear trimmer in the shape of a finger, I made myself really ill by going commando in my nostrils. Apparently you need those things to stop infection of the mucous membrane...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:04 pm

Stooo wrote:
banana chewits wrote:she's gonna grow balls? :thud:


On her chin? :yikes:


she could try to play it casual & just say her tonsils had gone for a wander.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Trapper John » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:06 pm

Several years ago I bought my grandson one of those little xylophones with the coloured wooden key blocks and the two little wooden clonker sticks with ball ends.

Anyway, it kept finding it's way back to my house in his bag every time he stayed with me because it drove his mum and dad mad, so I ended up hiding it coz it drove me nuts as well.

So I found it the other day and thought I can give this to my granddaughter even though she's only 8 months old, partly as an act of revenge.

On Sunday I presented it to her without anyone knowing and she started banging away on it to my great amusement. After a small row with my daughter who said she was too young for it saying she could poke herself in the eye with the sticks and pointing out the box said 'for 3 years and up', I won out because baby and I were having so much fun with it.

That was until she went for an unexpected bash on the keys and the sharp end of the stick went right into my eye before I had a chance to even blink my eyes closed, the pain was excruciating.

Now my sight is a bit blurred sometimes and my eye feels like it has grit in it all the time, it waters constantly and it sort of aches too. I've tried optrex and that hurts even more.

I reckon it's scratched my eyeball, will it heal itself or should I see someone? it's still a bit bloodshot but it feels a little better today.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:07 pm

Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


I’ve always wondered which part of the ear grows the hair. Is it like out the hole, or just around it. Like ear pubes. Or hairy noses, they grow out the hole.


I've got a nose and ear trimmer in the shape of a finger, I made myself really ill by going commando in my nostrils. Apparently you need those things to stop infection of the mucous membrane...

More things should be in the shape of a finger.

And you should never put a finger up yer nose. You’ll pull your brain out.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:07 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


I’ve always wondered which part of the ear grows the hair. Is it like out the hole, or just around it. Like ear pubes. Or hairy noses, they grow out the hole.


Get finding out...when you are at the hospital next, or out and about even, have a wee bead in the old men's lugs, see what's going on. Report back.

My uncle went to get his hair cut and he came back saying 'they burnt the hair oot ma lugs before I knew what was happening' and my aunty was standing there quite smug looking saying 'it looks much neater' :mrgreen:
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