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In the spirit of these dark times that we find ourselves I think it is time we had an agony thread

whatever the problem be assured that your doggy agony aunts will be on hand to help

and never forget a problem shared is a problem doubled


I'll kick off

Dear Doggies, my phone changes lol to LOL making me seem more amused than I am - please help

My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

banana chewits wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

This just appeared on my FB - I immediately thought of Stooo's problems

banana chewits wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!

you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon.

banana chewits wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!

you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon.

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon.

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?

lobotomy (in before dimples )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.

Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.

banana chewits wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon.

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?

lobotomy (in before dimples )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.

If I get the lobotomy I won’t need to worry about the wrist.

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:
you needs an operation, nn & you needs it soon.

We’re still taking about my wrist, aye, and not that labotomy?

lobotomy (in before dimples )

they can probably fix your wrist at the same time.

If I get the lobotomy I won’t need to worry about the wrist.

you really should get it looked at, it's not right at all.

Junglejayne wrote:Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.

He said I’d get an appointment for X-rays in the post. I know that my radius has shortened, but they said I should have full movement. I haven’t, and I still can’t bear any weight on my palm. And it’s so deformed, and gets even more deformed by the day. I swear it wasn’t this bad when the cast first came off.

NastyNickers wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:Did they just pack you off?

I'd be asking the questions asap if I were you. A small improvement now could make a massive difference in years to come but you need to know the options and possible outcomes.

He said I’d get an appointment for X-rays in the post. I know that my radius has shortened, but they said I should have full movement. I haven’t, and I still can’t bear any weight on my palm. And it’s so deformed, and gets even more deformed by the day. I swear it wasn’t this bad when the cast first came off.

Not good Nick, I hope you don't have to wait too long for your X-Rays