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Nucks wrote:

HobbitFeet wrote:I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo

It’s #6 on the takeaway menu.

So I’ve heard.

HobbitFeet wrote:

Nucks wrote:

HobbitFeet wrote:I think I preferred the whole mum/vagina combo

It’s #6 on the takeaway menu.

So I’ve heard.

with a side of crab

HobbitFeet wrote:there's only me here at the moment and I need to go out, are you two bellends legends going to behave?

Dean wrote:

HobbitFeet wrote:there's only me here at the moment and I need to go out, are you two bellends legends going to behave?

I think I speak for the both of us when I say no, we certainly will not...

Guest wrote:

BUDGIE wrote:I'm not 48.. Im 45...

Middle aged, then.

HobbitFeet wrote:
she's not 68 stone

NastyNickers wrote:

banana chewits wrote:

Junglejayne wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.

That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?

no, she's a permanent wanker.

None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!

Nucks wrote:

Stooo wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

I have nothing but grey hair

I’ve got loads. But some of it blends in as I’m slightly blonde.

I’m slightly annoyed today as my hospital appointment amounted to a doctor asking me a few questions about my heart palpitation episode 2 weeks ago, he took my blood pressure and listened to my heart and lungs for a few seconds. This could have been done by my GP without me missing a day of work. I’m supposed to return at a future date to get fitted with a 24 hr ECG monitor thing. Not sure why they couldn’t have done that today. That’s the NHS efficiency in action for you.

Stooo wrote:

Nucks wrote:

Stooo wrote:

NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

I have nothing but grey hair

I’ve got loads. But some of it blends in as I’m slightly blonde.

I’m slightly annoyed today as my hospital appointment amounted to a doctor asking me a few questions about my heart palpitation episode 2 weeks ago, he took my blood pressure and listened to my heart and lungs for a few seconds. This could have been done by my GP without me missing a day of work. I’m supposed to return at a future date to get fitted with a 24 hr ECG monitor thing. Not sure why they couldn’t have done that today. That’s the NHS efficiency in action for you.

I think that it looks really elegant in shoulder length hair especially mixed with blonde

megaera wrote:I'd love a Mallen streak.

dis wrote:

megaera wrote:I'd love a Mallen streak.

My mum had one of them, jet black hair and pure white. It started in her teens, It was amazing looking.

Trapper John wrote:Several years ago I bought my grandson one of those little xylophones with the coloured wooden key blocks and the two little wooden clonker sticks with ball ends.

Anyway, it kept finding it's way back to my house in his bag every time he stayed with me because it drove his mum and dad mad, so I ended up hiding it coz it drove me nuts as well.

So I found it the other day and thought I can give this to my granddaughter even though she's only 8 months old, partly as an act of revenge.

On Sunday I presented it to her without anyone knowing and she started banging away on it to my great amusement. After a small row with my daughter who said she was too young for it saying she could poke herself in the eye with the sticks and pointing out the box said 'for 3 years and up', I won out because baby and I were having so much fun with it.

That was until she went for an unexpected bash on the keys and the sharp end of the stick went right into my eye before I had a chance to even blink my eyes closed, the pain was excruciating.


Now my sight is a bit blurred sometimes and my eye feels like it has grit in it all the time, it waters constantly and it sort of aches too. I've tried optrex and that hurts even more.

I reckon it's scratched my eyeball, will it heal itself or should I see someone? it's still a bit bloodshot but it feels a little better today.