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Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:41 pm
by Avon Barksdale
NastyNickers wrote:banana chewits wrote:Junglejayne wrote:NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.
That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?
no, she's a permanent wanker.
None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?
I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.
But look! It’s skew whiff!
Why are you going to your physio? That looks decidedly malunited.
Go back to your GP and get a referral asap!
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:48 pm
by Avon Barksdale
Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.
I'm haunted by it.
I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:50 pm
by Stooo
Avon Barksdale wrote:Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.
I'm haunted by it.
I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.
They don't actually use wasabi.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:54 pm
by Avon Barksdale
Stooo wrote:Avon Barksdale wrote:Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.
I'm haunted by it.
I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.
They don't actually use wasabi.
Who, Waitrose?
When did that happen? I will never shop there again.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:17 pm
by Sundaze
I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:19 pm
by McAz
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it?
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:23 pm
by Sundaze
McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it?
Wow...thanks for the insight
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:27 pm
by McAz
Sundaze wrote:McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it?
Wow...thanks for the insight
Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:28 pm
by Stooo
McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it?
Wow...thanks for the insight
Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long.
That was Fat Club on Little Britain
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:33 pm
by dis
I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:34 pm
by McAz
Stooo wrote:McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:McAz wrote:Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go
I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it?
Wow...thanks for the insight
Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long.
That was Fat Club on Little Britain
Careful, that was run by Ting Tong in disguise.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:36 pm
by banana chewits
dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.
try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:50 pm
by Cat Breath
Claire hasn't started a thread about me, am I that obtuse?
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:05 pm
by dis
banana chewits wrote:dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.
try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.
I was hobbling on stones with bare feet, that was the problem.
They are still smarting.
Re: Dear Doggies
Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:10 pm
by banana chewits
dis wrote:banana chewits wrote:dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.
try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.
I was hobbling on stones with bare feet, that was the problem.
They are still smarting.
scoob.