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Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:41 pm
by Avon Barksdale
NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
Junglejayne wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:My wrist hasn’t set straight and I don’t have full movement.
I can’t wave or wank.


That doesn't sound good. Is it temporary?


no, she's a permanent wanker.


None wanker* unwanker? Exwanker?

I think it’s permanent. I dunno. I’m going to up my physio and see if I can force the movement like I did with the other bends.

But look! It’s skew whiff!


Why are you going to your physio? That looks decidedly malunited.

Go back to your GP and get a referral asap!

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:48 pm
by Avon Barksdale
Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.

I'm haunted by it.

I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:50 pm
by Stooo
Avon Barksdale wrote:Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.

I'm haunted by it.

I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.


They don't actually use wasabi.

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:54 pm
by Avon Barksdale
Stooo wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:Since we are talking about trauma I had a very unpleasant experience last week.

I'm haunted by it.

I didn't get any wasabi with my sushi roll from Waitrose so I had to eat it without. Wasabi-less sushi. It's just not right.


They don't actually use wasabi.


Who, Waitrose?

When did that happen? I will never shop there again.

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:17 pm
by Sundaze
I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:19 pm
by McAz
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it? :gigglesnshit:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:23 pm
by Sundaze
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it? :gigglesnshit:


Wow...thanks for the insight :yikes:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:27 pm
by McAz
Sundaze wrote:
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it? :gigglesnshit:


Wow...thanks for the insight :yikes:

Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long. :smilin:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:28 pm
by Stooo
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it? :gigglesnshit:


Wow...thanks for the insight :yikes:

Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long. :smilin:


That was Fat Club on Little Britain :mrgreen:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:33 pm
by dis
I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:34 pm
by McAz
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:
McAz wrote:
Sundaze wrote:I have no willpower
I just ate a whole bag of kinder choco-bons in one go

I used to do things like that - now I have Type II diabetes - life is fun, isn't it? :gigglesnshit:


Wow...thanks for the insight :yikes:

Next time, eat half a bag - for twice as long. :smilin:


That was Fat Club on Little Britain :mrgreen:

Careful, that was run by Ting Tong in disguise. :ooer:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:36 pm
by banana chewits
dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.


try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:50 pm
by Cat Breath
Claire hasn't started a thread about me, am I that obtuse? :gigglesnshit:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:05 pm
by dis
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.


try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.


I was hobbling on stones with bare feet, that was the problem. :bawlin: They are still smarting. :mrgreen:

Re: Dear Doggies

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:10 pm
by banana chewits
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.


try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.


I was hobbling on stones with bare feet, that was the problem. :bawlin: They are still smarting. :mrgreen:


scoob. :wubbers: