Dear Doggies

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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:15 pm

banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:I've just fell on my arse trying to get the washing in because it's raining and I stood on the dog, who shat it and bolted, then the cat bolted and knocked a plant pot over so I've got mud and teracotta pot everywhere.


try a garden stool or a little step ladder next time.


I was hobbling on stones with bare feet, that was the problem. :bawlin: They are still smarting. :mrgreen:


scoob. :wubbers:


nothing worse than trying to rush over jaggy stones. I was shouting 'help, help' to my son who was in the huff with me but then I heard the wee shit laughing out the window. :shake head:

now he's back in the huff :grrrrr:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:33 pm

I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:40 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:


where?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:46 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:




Sellotape?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:47 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:




Sellotape?


it's on her ass? :ooer:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:48 pm

NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:


I have nothing but grey hair :ooer:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:49 pm

she meant a grey hare
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:50 pm

On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:51 pm

NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:53 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:she meant a grey hare


Isn't that an award? My lad has got some grey pushing through at 21, I was going bald then and he gets to be a silver fox! :brickwall: :bawlin:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Nucks » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:54 pm

Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:I have a grey hair.

:bawlin:


I have nothing but grey hair :ooer:


I’ve got loads. :gigglesnshit: But some of it blends in as I’m slightly blonde.

I’m slightly annoyed today as my hospital appointment amounted to a doctor asking me a few questions about my heart palpitation episode 2 weeks ago, he took my blood pressure and listened to my heart and lungs for a few seconds. This could have been done by my GP without me missing a day of work. :again?: I’m supposed to return at a future date to get fitted with a 24 hr ECG monitor thing. Not sure why they couldn’t have done that today. That’s the NHS efficiency in action for you.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:55 pm

Stooo wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:she meant a grey hare


Isn't that an award? My lad has got some grey pushing through at 21, I was going bald then and he gets to be a silver fox! :brickwall: :bawlin:


no it's a pal of brer rabbit
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby dis » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:55 pm

NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:56 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


if you don't go bald first.


:ooer:

Or just stay bald.

You can’t go grey then.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:56 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:On my head.

My arse is hairless I’ll have you know. :snooty:

Do pubes go grey?


:mrgreen:

Did you haul it out? I've only got 1 or 2, my wee sister spied one on my head the other day and hauled it clean oot. Viciously. :grrrrr: She's got loads, if she didn't dye it she'd be put white. She's no old, she's just had them since she was about 18.

I don't know about elderly pubes, I would imagine they do, like ear hair.

not that I have got ear hair.


nose hair? toes?
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