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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:50 pm

I'm quite liking called m'lady. :Wiiiine!:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Cobs » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:54 pm

I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:58 pm

Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


It depends on the quality of candle, what type are you burning?
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Cobs » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:05 pm

Bella wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


It depends on the quality of candle, what type are you burning?

Play me for a fool, I will smite you like a harlot!
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Cobs » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:13 pm

I enjoyed that, turned a bit dark at the end...
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:20 pm

Cobs wrote:
Bella wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


It depends on the quality of candle, what type are you burning?

Play me for a fool, I will smite you like a harlot!


You've been smited :smilin:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Dimples » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:22 pm

Bella wrote:
Cobs wrote:
Bella wrote:
Cobs wrote:
Bella wrote:Is he decent though? We can't just be fucking anyone :flog:

I am shorn m'lady


Who sheared You?

The Knights Templar, they oiled me copiously in preparation m'lady.


What type of oil did they use ?


Castrol GTX...? :ooer:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Dimples » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:23 pm

Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:26 pm

Dimples wrote:What type of oil did they use ?

Castrol GTX...? :ooer:


Possibly, he's Smote :bawlin:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:27 pm

:doomed:
Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:


:doomed:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby McAz » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:29 pm

Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:

What is with you recently? I'm black affronted. :oops:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Dimples » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:30 pm

McAz wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:

What is with you recently? I'm black affronted. :oops:





:paranoid:

I only asked...
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Bella » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:32 pm

McAz wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:

What is with you recently? I'm black affronted. :oops:


Maybe something to do with your heraldic shield :oops:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby McAz » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:34 pm

Bella wrote:
McAz wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:

What is with you recently? I'm black affronted. :oops:


Maybe something to do with your heraldic shield :oops:

Gosh - I don't know which way to turn. :oops:
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Re: Truth and Reconciliation Thread

Postby Dimples » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:37 pm

McAz wrote:
Bella wrote:
McAz wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Cobs wrote:I know not the oil m'lady.
My purpose glistens in the candle light. Will you deny me?


Is "purpose" a euphemism for penis? :ooer:

What is with you recently? I'm black affronted. :oops:


Maybe something to do with your heraldic shield :oops:

Gosh - I don't know which way to turn. :oops:


It's almost like you're stuffed - like a wee sausage... in a Dogs' sandwich! :awesome:
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