The Science And Nature Thread #2

A right load of bollocks...

Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Keyser » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:45 pm

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Ray of Sunshine wrote:You should never go to the cinema for Jason Statham films!

Wait until they're on their natural home of Blu-Ray/ DVD/ downloaded off the internet.

I think they could actually remake Jaws, would be a lot scarier with modern special effects, plus they left a load of stuff out of the novel they could put in the new one.


It's a bloody big shark and a Big Screen would seem the best idea


Great post earlier by the way. :thumbsup:

The larger Shark in Meg (there are two apparently - a juvenile male and an adult female) is based on the jaws and teeth of the specimen above and as there is a (very rough) correlation between Meg teeth and body length (2.5 cm for every 3 metres) that monster could have been 22.5 metres long and isometric scaling from the estimated 114 tons for a 20 metre shark would give a weight of 142 tons!

Only possibly though.
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:15 pm

Keyser wrote:I would just prefer it if they inserted a CGI shark into the original (although the head models were superb for the time) they could base it on 'Deep Blue' and several other giant tagged females who are almost the size of Jaws. :thumbsup:

Transparent Larry.

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They left my favourite bit out when I was a kid though, the restaurant scene with the fake scallops and underpants removal.

There was no internet back then so we only had hedge porn, Sven Hassel and Judy Blume (and that bit in Jaws).
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Keyser » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:32 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Keyser wrote:I would just prefer it if they inserted a CGI shark into the original (although the head models were superb for the time) they could base it on 'Deep Blue' and several other giant tagged females who are almost the size of Jaws. :thumbsup:

Transparent Larry.

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They left my favourite bit out when I was a kid though, the restaurant scene with the fake scallops and underpants removal.

There was no internet back then so we only had hedge porn, Sven Hassel and Judy Blume (and that bit in Jaws).


Yeah I remember that bit. :mrgreen:

The book was not really that great - the film did it a huge service.
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby charlie » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:26 pm

Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!

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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby xtras1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:17 pm

charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Keyser » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:19 pm

charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!



Remarkable footage - but I was waiting so bloody long for the whale to breach! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby charlie » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:23 pm

xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!

Yes it was! :smilin:

Tried to make grumpy drawers Keyser feel better when he says no one replies on here - but he's too making sucking up to his ex soap buddy, fishwife/soap lea to notice!! :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby xtras1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:25 pm

charlie wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!

Yes it was! :smilin:

Tried to make grumpy drawers Keyser feel better when he says no one replies on here - but he's too making sucking up to his ex soap buddy, fishwife/soap lea to notice!! :pmsl: :pmsl:



Yeh :ooer:
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby charlie » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:33 pm

xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!

Yes it was! :smilin:

Tried to make grumpy drawers Keyser feel better when he says no one replies on here - but he's too making sucking up to his ex soap buddy, fishwife/soap lea to notice!! :pmsl: :pmsl:



Yeh :ooer:


I know, that's a bizarre off the wall comment to make! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby xtras1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:49 pm

It was charlie.. :smilin:
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Guest » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:51 pm

charlie wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!

Yes it was! :smilin:

Tried to make grumpy drawers Keyser feel better when he says no one replies on here - but he's too making sucking up to his ex soap buddy, fishwife/soap lea to notice!! :pmsl: :pmsl:

Jesus Christ, will you give it a rest you stupid woman.He is no more friendly with goodwife than with any other of the more pleasant members, male or female.But you have to piss your poison everywhere and won't even let him have this thread free of your clinging cloying jealousy. Grow up.Or stop drinking.Idiot. eyebrow
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Guest » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:59 pm

charlie wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!





They were so close... amazing footage!

Yes it was! :smilin:

Tried to make grumpy drawers Keyser feel better when he says no one replies on here - but he's too making sucking up to his ex soap buddy, fishwife/soap lea to notice!! :pmsl: :pmsl:


Oh Charlie, don't do this.
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:43 am

charlie wrote:Sorry Keys, don't know if you've already posted this?

But, this is phenomenal and really well caught at the last second by the cameraman!



Wow! Lucky people
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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby LordRaven » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:48 am

I went shark diving a few years back in Gaaisbai in South Africa but nothing anything like this happened...

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Re: The Science And Nature Thread #2

Postby Raggamuffin » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:38 am

That shark one was interesting. I went and found the whole story - amazing that the shark got out OK and the man was OK.
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