Stockpile food for Brexit.

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Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:23 am

A no-deal Brexit survival guide: what food to stockpile

The story broke this morning that the government, in anticipation of a no-deal Brexit, has been drawing up plans to stockpile processed foods, in the event that, by 29 March next year, they have still not worked out a way to maintain the free flow of goods – which includes food and medical supplies – between EU producers and UK consumers.


https://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2018/jul/12/a-no-deal-brexit-survival-guide-what-food-to-stockpile

To paraphrase Ray of Sunshine - what food will you miss when we leave the civilised world? :smilin:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Cobs » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:08 am

Leaving the EU is impossible, the question should never have been posed.
We will be eating our pets.
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Me Again » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:20 am

Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:
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Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:25 am

I’ll miss croissants.
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:27 am

Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:30 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Me Again » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:30 am

McAz wrote:
Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:


Be nice.

What's a post scoop? :dunno:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:33 am

McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:41 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:48 am

McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:28 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:



Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Me Again wrote:
McAz wrote:
Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:


Be nice.

What's a post scoop? :dunno:


Similar to a scenarios shocker.
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:42 pm

Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:



Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.


Is that supposed to be an insult you boney gargoyle?
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby Nucks » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:16 pm

In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Postby McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:22 pm

Nucks wrote:In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event. :gigglesnshit:

We like Polish jam and those little chocolate covered gingerbread cakes. But don't worry, the Government have found a new food source - Soylent Green.

Taking back kontrol! :ooer:
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