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A no-deal Brexit survival guide: what food to stockpile

The story broke this morning that the government, in anticipation of a no-deal Brexit, has been drawing up plans to stockpile processed foods, in the event that, by 29 March next year, they have still not worked out a way to maintain the free flow of goods – which includes food and medical supplies – between EU producers and UK consumers.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2018/jul/12/a-no-deal-brexit-survival-guide-what-food-to-stockpile

To paraphrase Ray of Sunshine - what food will you miss when we leave the civilised world?

Leaving the EU is impossible, the question should never have been posed.
We will be eating our pets.

Government in planning for all scenarios shocker

I’ll miss croissants.

Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop.

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.

I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home.

McAz wrote:

Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop.

Be nice.

What's a post scoop?

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.

I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home.

You aren’t supposed to eat them!

Lady Murasaki wrote:

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.

I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home.

You aren’t supposed to eat them!

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate.

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.

I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home.

You aren’t supposed to eat them!

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate.

But how can we fatten them up if we have no food?

Lady Murasaki wrote:

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.

I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home.

You aren’t supposed to eat them!

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate.

But how can we fatten them up if we have no food?

Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.

Me Again wrote:

McAz wrote:

Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop.

Be nice.

What's a post scoop?

Similar to a scenarios shocker.

Guest wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

McAz wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:
You aren’t supposed to eat them!

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate.

But how can we fatten them up if we have no food?

Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.

Is that supposed to be an insult you boney gargoyle?

In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event.

Nucks wrote:In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event.

We like Polish jam and those little chocolate covered gingerbread cakes. But don't worry, the Government have found a new food source - Soylent Green.

Taking back kontrol!