Just a chat

[Keyser]

Thanks all for the Birthday wishes

[measurer]

I'm just scratching my arse and reading wholesome stories, want to see one?

Why would we want to see your arse?

Stop that!

You started it.

What the hell else am I supposed to do with an itchy arse (apart from banning them)?

Dare I mention......sellotape?

[measurer]

And bacon!

Bacon?

I got worried when I read "carrots"...

[measurer]

Betnovate?? ..... isn’t that for eczema?..... more like canestan!

Oh yes.

I'm not an expert like Stooo, not having eczema or arse itchery.

Floored me!








Smart arse lol

[measurer]

What happens if you don't use the scottish stuff for the scottish receipe McAz?

I do add grated carrot to mine when I can be bothered to bulk it up a bit and it makes it a bit healthier

It just doesn't taste right - Scotch mince is generally more flavoursome and robust in texture compared to English - and Scottish spaghetti has a more wheaty flavour.

Nope, not letting that past, Mcz! You steep your mince in Scotch? No wonder you love your own recipe!!

[McAz]

What happens if you don't use the scottish stuff for the scottish receipe McAz?

I do add grated carrot to mine when I can be bothered to bulk it up a bit and it makes it a bit healthier

It just doesn't taste right - Scotch mince is generally more flavoursome and robust in texture compared to English - and Scottish spaghetti has a more wheaty flavour.

Nope, not letting that past, Mcz! You steep your mince in Scotch? No wonder you love your own recipe!!

LOL - I thought I could slip that in without anyone noticing.

[Nucks]

You turned it to sex pretty quickly there.

This is where I stick my bananas and mars bars!



Where do you stick yours?

It definitely looks like you’ve stuck them somewhere.