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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:39 pm

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MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:


Nah, you can't spin this.

We all saw what she posted and we all know if GW or someone else had posted it you would have screamed racist for months.
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:41 pm

Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:I might shove a ham cob in my bag!


Is that a euphemism?

What you get up to in your own time is your own business... :ooer:


I might go for beef instead! :leer:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby MG2 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:42 pm

Dean wrote:
MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:


Fuck off :gigglesnshit:

Gabby wrote:It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:


That's a new one on me, Gabby :kinell:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:43 pm

MG2 wrote:
Dean wrote:
MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:


Fuck off :gigglesnshit:

Gabby wrote:It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:


That's a new one on me, Gabby :kinell:


Do your research!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:45 pm

Gabby wrote:It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:


Only Muslims, they wash with the left hand, and eat with their right.
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Sundaze » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:46 pm

Gabby wrote:
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Gabby wrote:
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Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


... and? :dunno:


Haha it is a bit of a shocking statement you can't say things like that and not expect a reaction.

I do like an Indian takeaway could eat one right now but I'm at work tonight so no takeaway for me!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:52 pm

Makes me not wanna eat out or have takeaways ever again the more I think about it :thud: .... I quite enjoy a Chinese takeaway, but the Chinkys are cruel bastards tbf.... you could actually be eating next doors missing cat or dog!! :kinell:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:56 pm

Gabby wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Dean wrote:
MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:


Fuck off :gigglesnshit:

Gabby wrote:It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:


That's a new one on me, Gabby :kinell:


Do your research!


I think it's a cultural rather than religious thing as it happens across Asia not just India.

I did a bit of traveling around Thailand and Laos when I was a young bloke and the standard advice was to never shake hands with the left because...reasons.

This conversation reminds me of that Goodness Gracious Me sketch about going for an English. "Give me 10, no 12, no 24 bread roooooooolls."
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Sundaze » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:56 pm

I do love a kebab. I know the meats all made from bumholes and eyeholes but you cant beat a decent kebab
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:56 pm

Gabby wrote:Makes me not wanna eat out or have takeaways ever again the more I think about it :thud: .... I quite enjoy a Chinese takeaway, but the Chinkys are cruel bastards tbf.... you could actually be eating next doors missing cat or dog!! :kinell:


As long as it has salt and pepper chilli on it, I don’t mind...
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:57 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Gabby wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Dean wrote:
MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:


Fuck off :gigglesnshit:

Gabby wrote:It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:


That's a new one on me, Gabby :kinell:


Do your research!


I think it's a cultural rather than religious thing as it happens across Asia not just India.

I did a bit of traveling around Thailand and Laos when I was a young bloke and the standard advice was to never shake hands with the left because...reasons.

This conversation reminds me of that Goodness Gracious Me sketch about going for an English. "Give me 10, no 12, no 24 bread roooooooolls."



“Give me the blandest thing on the menu!”
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:59 pm

Gabby wrote:Makes me not wanna eat out or have takeaways ever again the more I think about it :thud: .... I quite enjoy a Chinese takeaway, but the Chinkys are cruel bastards tbf.... you could actually be eating next doors missing cat or dog!! :kinell:


Imagine if Goodwife posted this?

Dean would be shouting racist every day for months! :mrgreen:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:00 pm

Dean wrote:

“Give me the blandest thing on the menu!”


Lolz. Absolute classic!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:01 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Dean wrote:

“Give me the blandest thing on the menu!”


Lolz. Absolute classic!


Great show! Might be worth a revisit I think...
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:02 pm

Gabby wrote:Makes me not wanna eat out or have takeaways ever again the more I think about it :thud: .... I quite enjoy a Chinese takeaway, but the Chinkys are cruel bastards tbf.... you could actually be eating next doors missing cat or dog!! :kinell:


Chinky? :shake head:
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