Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

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Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:23 pm

Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:25 pm

Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby MG2 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:28 pm

Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:29 pm

Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


What makes you think the people employed by the restaurant you’ll be visiting do? :dunno:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:29 pm

Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


It adds to the flavour, I find...
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:29 pm

MG2 wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


... and? :dunno:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:31 pm

MG2 wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


What are you shit stirring about now?
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:32 pm

Gabby wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


... and? :dunno:


Are you even going for Indian or have you made it up to have a go at rocky? :again?:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:33 pm

Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


It adds to the flavour, I find...


You’d know.... the amount of curries you eat :mrgreen:...... I like to know what goes into mine, not to mention hygiene! :pukeup:

I might shove a ham cob in my bag!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby MG2 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:34 pm

Dean wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


What are you shit stirring about now?


I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Guest » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:35 pm

Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


Oh wow :shake head:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:35 pm

Gabby wrote:I might shove a ham cob in my bag!


Is that a euphemism?

What you get up to in your own time is your own business... :ooer:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby MG2 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:36 pm

Gabby wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Dean wrote:
Gabby wrote:Eating out tonight.... birthday boys choice of cuisine is Indian!! :pukeup:


You don’t like Indian food?


Only if I make it.... cos I don’t wipe my arse with my bare hand!


:ooer:


... and? :dunno:


Do you think chefs in Indian restaurants wipe their arses with their bare hands?

If so I would like to know about this!
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:37 pm

MG2 wrote:I don't really need to actually shit stir do I? The comment was :yikes:


Ah piss off you boring bastard. Trying to cause a bit of grief because you’re bored... :roll:
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Re: What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:38 pm

It’s part of their religion MG..... wipe their arse with one, eat with the other...... cook with both! :pukeup:
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