Things that piss you off #2

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby measurer » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:28 pm

Oh and HEADACHES!!! eyebrow
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Stooo » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:29 pm

measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Aunt Bessie » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:32 pm

Meas, your avi is beautiful.

Wankers who don't drill holes in the correct places on my flat pack furniture so I have to go out into the garage with a torch because I forgot to replace the blown bloody bulb and fetch the drill and make the fucking holes myself. :grrrrr: :monkey:
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby measurer » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:45 pm

Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...



Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby measurer » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:47 pm

Aunt Bessie wrote:Meas, your avi is beautiful.

Wankers who don't drill holes in the correct places on my flat pack furniture so I have to go out into the garage with a torch because I forgot to replace the blown bloody bulb and fetch the drill and make the fucking holes myself. :grrrrr: :monkey:




Thanks Bess. I took it off a friend as I rather thought it was lovely too. :wubwub:
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Stooo » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:50 pm

measurer wrote:
Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...



Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom! :gigglesnshit:


People like you have the speed of a dying frog...
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby measurer » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:53 pm

Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:
Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...



Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom! :gigglesnshit:


People like you have the speed of a dying frog...


I could say more but won't fill the window-lickers mouths.
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Stooo » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:57 pm

measurer wrote:
Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:
Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...



Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom! :gigglesnshit:


People like you have the speed of a dying frog...


I could say more but won't fill the window-lickers mouths.


*tries to drive a Micra*
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby NastyNickers » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:02 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Jumpsuits that fasten with a full length back zip.

I need a piss but I’m stuck. I’ve had to put a rescue call in to my mum.
:grrrrr:


Ha! You scoob. I’ve been stuck in clothes before, I put something over my head that had a zip at the waist and I hadn’t noticed, somehow I got it on ok but I was in a total state getting it off, I was sweating and my hair was caught on a hook at the back, I had to shout on my son to help me, who after laughing at me, took a hold of it and hauled it off and took a huge chunk of my hair with it.

Hope you escape soon x

Pssssssss


Oh I just saw this and it really made me chuckle! :pmsl: How big was the bald patch?
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Guest » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:09 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Jumpsuits that fasten with a full length back zip.

I need a piss but I’m stuck. I’ve had to put a rescue call in to my mum.
:grrrrr:


Ha! You scoob. I’ve been stuck in clothes before, I put something over my head that had a zip at the waist and I hadn’t noticed, somehow I got it on ok but I was in a total state getting it off, I was sweating and my hair was caught on a hook at the back, I had to shout on my son to help me, who after laughing at me, took a hold of it and hauled it off and took a huge chunk of my hair with it.

Hope you escape soon x

Pssssssss


Oh I just saw this and it really made me chuckle! :pmsl: How big was the bald patch?





Not as big as stooo's
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Punk » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:39 pm

Stupid sports commentators, one Fox commentator said it was ironic that baseball players get shoulder injuries, I mean why would someone throwing a ball 100 times plus in a match get a shoulder injury. Fuckwits.
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby jra » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:47 pm

I make a joke. Some people don't find it funny, fair enough, then tell me to Frankly fuck off.

Don't start on me first and I'll generally leave you alone.
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby jra » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:51 pm

Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...


... are generally less likely to cause accidents.

:thumbsup:

The emergency services will tell you that.
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:02 am

jra wrote:I make a joke. Some people don't find it funny, fair enough, then tell me to Frankly fuck off.

Don't start on me first and I'll generally leave you alone.


Keep em coming!
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Re: Things that piss you off #2

Postby NastyNickers » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:16 am

jra wrote:
Stooo wrote:
measurer wrote:Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.


People who drive too slowly...


... are generally less likely to cause accidents.

:thumbsup:

The emergency services will tell you that.


Too slowly being the main point there.
Driving too slowly can be as dangerous as driving too fast.
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