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by **DogsSupporter** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:28 pm

They said it would arrive by betweenow 7 and 1. Still not here a present for my partner

by **Rockstar** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:29 pm

Anthrax?

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:55 pm

Tracking software is pretty unreliable unless you use a driver operated SMS system, route planning software is also pretty useless compared to local knowledge and map reading skills.

I'm off sick today and I've already had regular drops call me to ask why I'm behind on my route.

by **DogsSupporter** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:02 pm

Rockstar wrote:Anthrax?

Reported your post to the appropriate people. You are a very clever and very dangerous person

by **DogsSupporter** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:03 pm

Stooo wrote:Tracking software is pretty unreliable unless you use a driver operated SMS system, route planning software is also pretty useless compared to local knowledge and map reading skills.

I'm off sick today and I've already had regular drops call me to ask why I'm behind on my route.

North tracking just phone. Rang them and now by 4pm

by **Dean** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:05 pm

Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...

by **LordRaven** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:08 pm

Rockstar wrote:Anthrax?

Very childish

by **BUDGIE** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:13 pm

Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...

It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..

Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"

He's one for the watching....

by **Gabby** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:42 pm

I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself! :canny:

by **LordRaven** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:45 pm

Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!

Cocktail night?

by **BUDGIE** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:46 pm

Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!

I bet you avoid halal booze, bigot....

by **BUDGIE** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:46 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!

Cocktail night?

No, EDL rally...

by **Gabby** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:50 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!

Cocktail night?

Gin tasting! :leer:

..... just got to order some cherry blossom tonics from a stockist too :Wiiiine!:

by **LordRaven** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:54 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!

Cocktail night?

No, EDL rally...

Surprise party for Tommy?

by **Guest** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:15 pm

Rockstar wrote:Anthrax?

Is that what you normally post to people then?

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