by Stooo » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:57 pm
Drunk Dalek wrote:Stooo wrote:Drunk Dalek wrote:My DPD delivery was an hour late yesterday. Fair play the van had blown a head gasket so I'm surprised it was only an hour late. He rang his depot to tell them and their answer was "prove it" Tossers
Their depot's on Woodlands, they could have walked it to you...
Yeah but my parcel was in the van.....in Cannington
by Guest » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:04 pm
BUDGIE wrote:Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...
It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..
Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"
He's one for the watching....
by Guest » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:06 pm
LordRaven wrote:BUDGIE wrote:LordRaven wrote:Gabby wrote:I’ll be waiting for a delivery of booze and mixers on Saturday night..... worth the £3 delivery not to hump it all home myself!
Cocktail night?
No, EDL rally...
Surprise party for Tommy?
by DogsSupporter » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:54 pm
LordRaven wrote:Rockstar wrote:Anthrax?
Very childish
by DogsSupporter » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:00 pm
Guest wrote:Rockstar wrote:Anthrax?
Is that what you normally post to people then?
by LordRaven » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:31 pm
Guest wrote:LordRaven wrote:BUDGIE wrote:LordRaven wrote:
Cocktail night?
No, EDL rally...
Surprise party for Tommy?
Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race
by Guest » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:04 pm
LordRaven wrote:Guest wrote:LordRaven wrote:BUDGIE wrote:LordRaven wrote:
Cocktail night?
No, EDL rally...
Surprise party for Tommy?
Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race
Duh!!!! Her online Boyfriend posts here you absolute world class insurmountable world champion dullard fuckwit
by LordRaven » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:20 am
Guest wrote:LordRaven wrote:Guest wrote:LordRaven wrote:BUDGIE wrote:
No, EDL rally...
Surprise party for Tommy?
Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race
Duh!!!! Her online Boyfriend posts here you absolute world class insurmountable world champion dullard fuckwit
She would be inviting you to the party for Tommy, not to her bed, who's the fuckwit now
by Nucks » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:26 am
Stooo wrote:Anthrax?
It could be worse...
by BUDGIE » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:33 am
Guest wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...
It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..
Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"
He's one for the watching....
Is this your normal level of conversation in RL? Clearly not getting enough, but understandable
by DogsSupporter » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:38 am
LordRaven wrote:Did the parcel ever arrive?
by Odessa Steps » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:06 pm
Stooo wrote:Keyser wrote:http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/026-027_viz172_parcel.jpg
Or just be fucking in when you order a next day delivery.
by Goodwife » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:10 pm
BUDGIE wrote:Guest wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...
It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..
Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"
He's one for the watching....
Is this your normal level of conversation in RL? Clearly not getting enough, but understandable
Log in, Goodwife...
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