Random Stuff # 24

[Holly]

DON'T POST WHEN HOLLY IS ON!

I MUST GET THIS INTO MY SKULL!

Yes Phil, you must

[jra]

One of my cats has found a new home on top of a bin across the road. She comes in to eat and have a few cuddles, but she’s right back out the door to the bin. Is that weird? I’m a little worried once the weather goes cooler, we don’t have a cat flap. We have a doghouse in the back garden as an emergency shelter for them, but I’m hesitant to move it to the front garden as I think it would get nicked.

Cats are clever buggers and in the main they are very selfish and know where to go to to get food and TLC, in all weathers they will seek out what they need --whether it is at your place or some other house with a catflap.

Dogs might be exclusive and loyal but Cats are good at exploiting matters for themselves.

Indeed. Cats can pretty well survive on their own. They just use humans for the convenience factor, i.e. shelter and food, but they don't need humans to survive. Most breed dogs though would struggle in the same situation.

[Stooo]

One of my cats has found a new home on top of a bin across the road. She comes in to eat and have a few cuddles, but she’s right back out the door to the bin. Is that weird? I’m a little worried once the weather goes cooler, we don’t have a cat flap. We have a doghouse in the back garden as an emergency shelter for them, but I’m hesitant to move it to the front garden as I think it would get nicked.

Cats are clever buggers and in the main they are very selfish and know where to go to to get food and TLC, in all weathers they will seek out what they need --whether it is at your place or some other house with a catflap.

Dogs might be exclusive and loyal but Cats are good at exploiting matters for themselves.

Indeed. Cats can pretty well survive on their own. They just use humans for the convenience factor, i.e. shelter and food, but they don't need humans to survive. Most breed dogs though would struggle in the same situation.

Bollocks, my mainly house cat would be dead within a day if he had any sort of feral instinct in him.

[jra]

One of my cats has found a new home on top of a bin across the road. She comes in to eat and have a few cuddles, but she’s right back out the door to the bin. Is that weird? I’m a little worried once the weather goes cooler, we don’t have a cat flap. We have a doghouse in the back garden as an emergency shelter for them, but I’m hesitant to move it to the front garden as I think it would get nicked.

Cats are clever buggers and in the main they are very selfish and know where to go to to get food and TLC, in all weathers they will seek out what they need --whether it is at your place or some other house with a catflap.

Dogs might be exclusive and loyal but Cats are good at exploiting matters for themselves.

Indeed. Cats can pretty well survive on their own. They just use humans for the convenience factor, i.e. shelter and food, but they don't need humans to survive. Most breed dogs though would struggle in the same situation.

Bollocks, my mainly house cat would be dead within a day if he had any sort of feral instinct in him.

My dad kept cats and they pretty well fended for themselves, being semi feral. You should have seen what they brought home. Anything like mice, rats, small rabbits, small pheasants, partridges, birds. You name it.

When food was short, they were fed well and they lived in an out house. They lived the life of Riley really. Best of both worlds.

[Nucks]

It is officially cold today, I’ve taken out my Mrs Claus pyjama bathrobe thing and put it on.

[Stooo]

Me, lived here for fifteen years. Bedroom cleared in three hours.

My son, lived here for ten years. Still at it...

[Dean]

Me, lived here for fifteen years. Bedroom cleared in three hours.

My son, lived here for ten years. Still at it...

He probably has a lot of stiff socks under his bed that need sorting...

[calitom]

One of my cats has found a new home on top of a bin across the road. She comes in to eat and have a few cuddles, but she’s right back out the door to the bin. Is that weird? I’m a little worried once the weather goes cooler, we don’t have a cat flap. We have a doghouse in the back garden as an emergency shelter for them, but I’m hesitant to move it to the front garden as I think it would get nicked.

Cats are clever buggers and in the main they are very selfish and know where to go to to get food and TLC, in all weathers they will seek out what they need --whether it is at your place or some other house with a catflap.

Dogs might be exclusive and loyal but Cats are good at exploiting matters for themselves.

Indeed. Cats can pretty well survive on their own. They just use humans for the convenience factor, i.e. shelter and food, but they don't need humans to survive. Most breed dogs though would struggle in the same situation.

Bollocks, my mainly house cat would be dead within a day if he had any sort of feral instinct in him.

my dad's cat ran away 3 yrs ago and just returned last month....much skinnier and a bit nicked up..but generally healthy

[calitom]

One of my cats has found a new home on top of a bin across the road. She comes in to eat and have a few cuddles, but she’s right back out the door to the bin. Is that weird? I’m a little worried once the weather goes cooler, we don’t have a cat flap. We have a doghouse in the back garden as an emergency shelter for them, but I’m hesitant to move it to the front garden as I think it would get nicked.

Cats are clever buggers and in the main they are very selfish and know where to go to to get food and TLC, in all weathers they will seek out what they need --whether it is at your place or some other house with a catflap.

Dogs might be exclusive and loyal but Cats are good at exploiting matters for themselves.

Indeed. Cats can pretty well survive on their own. They just use humans for the convenience factor, i.e. shelter and food, but they don't need humans to survive. Most breed dogs though would struggle in the same situation.

Bollocks, my mainly house cat would be dead within a day if he had any sort of feral instinct in him.

my dad's cat ran away 3 yrs ago and just returned last month....much skinnier and a bit nicked up..but generally healthy

[Stooo]

Me, lived here for fifteen years. Bedroom cleared in three hours.

My son, lived here for ten years. Still at it...

He probably has a lot of stiff socks under his bed that need sorting...

He just read your post on his way out to the van with another box, I'm sure that he muttered something about punts

[dis]

All the best in your new house Stooo

[Nucks]

I’m skimming through my visa application and not disappointed to see they’ve kept the questions :

Are you a member of any terrorist organisation?
Have you been involved in any war crimes or acts of genocide?

and

Is there anything in your history that would indicate you’re not a person of good character?

So they’re relying on people who’ve done these things to just fess up and admit it? Fear not taxpayers, your money is being put to good use uncovering the baddies.

[calitom]

I’m skimming through my visa application and not disappointed to see they’ve kept the questions :

Are you a member of any terrorist organisation?
Have you been involved in any war crimes or acts of genocide?

and

Is there anything in your history that would indicate you’re not a person of good character?

So they’re relying on people who’ve done these things to just fess up and admit it? Fear not taxpayers, your money is being put to good use uncovering the baddies.

That 'terrorist organization' definition likely getting broader and broader.Scary.

[Nucks]

I’m skimming through my visa application and not disappointed to see they’ve kept the questions :

Are you a member of any terrorist organisation?
Have you been involved in any war crimes or acts of genocide?

and

Is there anything in your history that would indicate you’re not a person of good character?

So they’re relying on people who’ve done these things to just fess up and admit it? Fear not taxpayers, your money is being put to good use uncovering the baddies.

That 'terrorist organization' definition likely getting broader and broader.Scary.

British Armed Forces? SAS? US Army?

[calitom]

I’m skimming through my visa application and not disappointed to see they’ve kept the questions :

Are you a member of any terrorist organisation?
Have you been involved in any war crimes or acts of genocide?

and

Is there anything in your history that would indicate you’re not a person of good character?

So they’re relying on people who’ve done these things to just fess up and admit it? Fear not taxpayers, your money is being put to good use uncovering the baddies.

That 'terrorist organization' definition likely getting broader and broader.Scary.

British Armed Forces? SAS? US Army?

hehe--thats in 60 yrs if China takes control....

i was thinking more along the lines of UKIP,John Birch society,NRA,traditional church groups,pro life groups