HOW MANY PEOPLE

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HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Cannydc » Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:35 pm

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a DOGS Forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being arseholes.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post memes and gifs.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see sh*t!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can observe examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the f*cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f*ck"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. (Generally a 'guest')

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:04 pm

Cannydc wrote:Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a DOGS Forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. (Cannydc)

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. (Vam)

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being arseholes. (Hobbit Holly Meas)

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. (Stooo)

249 to post memes and gifs. (Goodwife Big Fat Frosty)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. (Ragga)

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. (Stooo McAz)

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them. (Vam)

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. (NN)

15 People to post "I can't see sh*t!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can observe examples of different light bulbs. (jra)

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. (Dean Rockstar)

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the f*cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f*ck" (Ragga)

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress. (Goodwife Junglejayne Big Fat Frosty)

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. (Generally a 'guest'). (but also Cannydc Stooo McAz)

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. (Raven)

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.


LOL!
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby MG2 » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:16 pm

Brilliant!
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:31 pm

Cannydc wrote:Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a DOGS Forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being arseholes.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post memes and gifs.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see sh*t!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can observe examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the f*cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f*ck"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. (Generally a 'guest')

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

A few more and Godwin’s Law will be enacted and you’ll be discussing how many nazis does it take to change a light bulb.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Stooo » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:43 pm

Cannydc wrote:*snip*


And people wonder why I drink, too accurate!
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Stooo » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:44 pm

Guest wrote:A few more and Godwin’s Law will be enacted and you’ll be discussing how many nazis does it take to change a light bulb.


Like you just did genius?
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:59 pm

Cannydc wrote:Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a DOGS Forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being arseholes.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post memes and gifs.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see sh*t!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can observe examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the f*cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f*ck"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. (Generally a 'guest')

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
The new forum header? :gigglesnshit:
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Goodwife » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:12 pm

Guest wrote:
Cannydc wrote:Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a DOGS Forum?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. (Cannydc)

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'. (Vam)

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being arseholes. (Hobbit Holly Meas)

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct. (Stooo)

249 to post memes and gifs. (Goodwife Big Fat Frosty)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page. (Ragga)

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. (Stooo McAz)

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them. (Vam)

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. (NN)

15 People to post "I can't see sh*t!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can observe examples of different light bulbs. (jra)

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. (Dean Rockstar)

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the f*cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f*ck" (Ragga)

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress. (Goodwife Junglejayne Big Fat Frosty)

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. (Generally a 'guest'). (but also Cannydc Stooo McAz)

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. (Raven)

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.


LOL!



The flounce thing is Rocky

& the late arrival is deffo JRA :gigglesnshit:

Who is the 5th admin though? Is it he who must not be named :mrgreen:
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:46 pm

Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Stooo » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:51 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


Of course you would...
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby LordRaven » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


There have got to be more than 20
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:06 pm

Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


Of course you would...


Let’s not forget to include the posters who have been poached. eyebrow
So that makes 22 Because the only retarded members who’ve not posted back here are Star and Kizzie.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:07 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


There have got to be more than 20


22.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby LordRaven » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:19 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


There have got to be more than 20


22.


I simply cannot believe such a low figure, there are surely far more posters on here. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess as to how many there actually are but I am of the opinion it's more than double that by a long shot.
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Re: HOW MANY PEOPLE

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:20 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Lol.
Except there aren’t that many posters on Dogs.
20 at the most I’d say.


There have got to be more than 20


22.


I simply cannot believe such a low figure, there are surely far more posters on here. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess as to how many there actually are but I am of the opinion it's more than double that by a long shot.


Up to 50? Really? Name them then...the regulars...
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