What you up to today? #3

[measurer]

Five minute break for a fag and some lucozade. Washing machine and tumble dryer loaded, starting on the books and cds/dvds. I want to do one main run to the new place mainly to dump all of the boxes and get things set up and plugged in.

Tip - mark every box with what the contents are inside. Saves a lot of rummaging through the other boxes looking for essentials like the kettle.

[Stooo]

Five minute break for a fag and some lucozade. Washing machine and tumble dryer loaded, starting on the books and cds/dvds. I want to do one main run to the new place mainly to dump all of the boxes and get things set up and plugged in.

Tip - mark every box with what the contents are inside. Saves a lot of rummaging through the other boxes looking for essentials like the kettle.

Done that. I plan on being in tomorrow, early start. The van has to be back at five.

[measurer]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

[Stooo]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

[banana chewits]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

i hope you're really happy in your new place, stooo. x

[Stooo]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

i hope you're really happy in your new place, stooo. x

Thanks Chewits, me too. It's going to be a bit weird going from the seaside to the country but be sure I'll let you all know all about it

[banana chewits]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

i hope you're really happy in your new place, stooo. x

Thanks Chewits, me too. It's going to be a bit weird going from the seaside to the country but be sure I'll let you all know all about it

[Rolluplostinspace]

I hate seagulls.
Foxes are no problem unless you have chickens.

[Stooo]

I hate seagulls.
Foxes are no problem unless you have chickens.

I've got a main road outside, foxes are mainly a stain in the road after a few CMC lorries have laminated them into the tarmac...

[Stooo]

Right said Fred, Have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so-and-so
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges and it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and...

Actually sang this out loud in the pub

[Guest]

I hate seagulls.
Foxes are no problem unless you have chickens.

I've got a main road outside, foxes are mainly a stain in the road after a few CMC lorries have laminated them into the tarmac...

Its lorry drivers hobby on par with flower pressing, they just use hedgehogs, foxes, badgers, cats and dogs.

[jra]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

As the joke goes, you got the wife through the door, as in carrying her over the threshold after getting married.

[Gabby]

Posting from a proxy... as not in England right now .... sunbathing on the beach!

[Vam]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

As the joke goes, you got the wife through the door, as in carrying her over the threshold after getting married.

There's a joke about a wife being classed as 'white goods'?

[Avon Barksdale]

Now it's the unpacking. No wonder lots of people choose not to move - it's a damned nightmare!

Bloody amazing the amount of crap you come across as you are boxing up - still, look on it as a nice fresh, clutter-free start. It'll be worth it once you are sitting in your chair with your feet up, the heating on, and a glass of wine in your hands.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking glad that I got those white goods through the door, I must have sounded a bit panicky last night. My lad told me that I looked like I'd been plugged into the mains for the last week

As the joke goes, you got the wife through the door, as in carrying her over the threshold after getting married.

There's a joke about a wife being classed as 'white goods'?

I know a joke about Essex girls and washing machines if anyone is interested.

Anyone? No?

I see.