MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

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MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby 362636 » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:22 pm

Just watching the news and second case of this monkey poxed case identified. The man had arrived from Nigeria.
Both have been to Nigeria and are not linked.
According to news reports, there was a massive outbreak of monkeypox in Nigeria in 2017.

There is no way to stop the influx of this I think, and I hope I'm wrong.
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby LordRaven » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:24 pm

362636 wrote:Just watching the news and second case of this monkey poxed case identified. The man had arrived from Nigeria.
Both have been to Nigeria and are not linked.
According to news reports, there was a massive outbreak of monkeypox in Nigeria in 2017.

There is no way to stop the influx of this I think, and I hope I'm wrong.


I thought you were taking the piss until I saw this...

Blackpool monkeypox case confirmed as second in UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-45490444
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:25 pm

I wonder how Micky is... :ooer:
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:47 pm

Dean wrote:I wonder how Micky is... :ooer:


He was always poxy...
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:48 pm

Stooo wrote:
Dean wrote:I wonder how Micky is... :ooer:


He was always poxy...


Firm but fair...
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:04 pm

If this turns out to be an STD then there's a certain lady in the Philippines who is shitting herself...
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Meg » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:25 pm

Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:28 pm

Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Meg » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:30 pm

Stooo wrote:
Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:


Yes, and about that... :grrrrr:
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:38 pm

Meg wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:


Yes, and about that... :grrrrr:


Well that's enough internet for tonight :ohdear: :run:
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:39 pm

Micky’s parrot has a lot to answer for...
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:41 pm

Dean wrote:Micky’s parrot has a lot to answer for...


He got around a bit.
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby 362636 » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:50 pm

Stooo wrote:
Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:

I thought it was judging by the name, poxy. Was Swine flue also sexually transmitted?
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Stooo » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:39 pm

362636 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:

I thought it was judging by the name, poxy. Was Swine flue also sexually transmitted?


Did you get it after you fucked a pig?
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Re: MONKEY POX Arrives in England.

Postby Nucks » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:54 am

Stooo wrote:
362636 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Meg wrote:Fucksake, I still haven't done with swine flu, bird flu, SARS, zika and ebola :bawlin:


You do know that they are all sexually transmitted, right? :ooer:

I thought it was judging by the name, poxy. Was Swine flue also sexually transmitted?


Did you get it after you fucked a pig?


The real reason David Cameron left office. :yikes:
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