Friday Fight Fred

[jra]

Hi dis, I can’t believe he’s still fucking alive!
I need to try harder.

Hi there, how’s your tomatoes?

Probably dead in this weather

Not dead but very slow to ripen.

Had a good couple of weeks though, dis, where I could pick about two ripe ones a day.

But it’s all over now baby blue.

I do love this time of year though, new beginnings etc...

Two tomatoes went out for a meal in the rain and decided to go Dutch.

[Billy Giggler]

Hi dis, I can’t believe he’s still fucking alive!
I need to try harder.

Hi there, how’s your tomatoes?

Probably dead in this weather

Not dead but very slow to ripen.

Had a good couple of weeks though, dis, where I could pick about two ripe ones a day.

But it’s all over now baby blue.

I do love this time of year though, new beginnings etc...

Two tomatoes went out for a meal in the rain and decided to go Dutch.

eh?

[Lady Murasaki]

*types joke into google translate*

[Lady Murasaki]

Hi there, how’s your tomatoes?

Probably dead in this weather

Not dead but very slow to ripen.

Had a good couple of weeks though, dis, where I could pick about two ripe ones a day.

But it’s all over now baby blue.

I do love this time of year though, new beginnings etc...

Two tomatoes went out for a meal in the rain and decided to go Dutch.

eh?

I’ve got a good one...

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my little brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos" So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos" Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said "Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

[jra]

Hi there, how’s your tomatoes?

Probably dead in this weather

Not dead but very slow to ripen.

Had a good couple of weeks though, dis, where I could pick about two ripe ones a day.

But it’s all over now baby blue.

I do love this time of year though, new beginnings etc...

Two tomatoes went out for a meal in the rain and decided to go Dutch.

eh?

*types joke into google translate*

I know they say if you have to explain a joke it isn't funny, but anyway.

Dutch tomatoes have a reputation for being large as they are over-watered. That's where the rain bit comes in.

Going Dutch is going halves in terms of payment for a meal.

QED.

[jra]

It's on the same lines as:

Two hermit crabs went out to a nightclub. They both decided to come out of their shells.

Tim Vine Live At The Apollo EXTENDED Part 1

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[Bessie]

Dutch tomatoes have a reputation for being large as they are over-watered.

Do they?

[measurer]

Dutch tomatoes have a reputation for being large as they are over-watered.

Do they?

Probably to get more money with the weight.

[Rolluplostinspace]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

[measurer]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

My family grew them and dependant on variety, some can be over-watered.

[Guest]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

Everything can be over watered

[Storm Ali]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

Wanna bet?

[Rolluplostinspace]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

Everything can be over watered

And usually die.

[Stooo]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

Everything can be over watered

And usually die.

Rice?

[measurer]

I wouldn't have thought it possible to over water a tomato.

Everything can be over watered

And usually die.

They tend to crack more on the skin if over-watered - looks like scarring on them.