Sorry for my non appearance on Friday but I have... A life!!
I'm not working at night in a rub and tug shop in Manchester offering men wanks for ten quid, sweating profusely as I do it, nor am I housebound because I have no friends and on a suspended sentence. I am not slipping in a cheeky finger to some pictures from 7 years ago....
Anyway I'm here for a bit.
Here's the burning topics designed to stir the shit until the RCT bin beckons...
Did Keyser have his HOT AND SEXY moment with Victoria??? Does Charlie know?
Did Dean even see what Poca's boat really looked like?
What was the real reason for Measurers flounce? Hard karate woman my fucking hole...
Jobless oddball - what is the point of that cunt
Nucks - obsessed with me yes or no?
What do you think of my back picture on the SAGA forum? Fucking massive eh? That was me during a cutting phase
6 hairy bikers, Goodwife, Canary and chloroform... Discuss the possibilities!
Will be watching the scousers getting fucked by PSG later...
Btw this is what you asked for