Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

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Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:38 pm

Sorry for my non appearance on Friday but I have... A life!!

I'm not working at night in a rub and tug shop in Manchester offering men wanks for ten quid, sweating profusely as I do it, nor am I housebound because I have no friends and on a suspended sentence. I am not slipping in a cheeky finger to some pictures from 7 years ago....

Anyway I'm here for a bit.

Here's the burning topics designed to stir the shit until the RCT bin beckons...

Did Keyser have his HOT AND SEXY moment with Victoria??? Does Charlie know?
Did Dean even see what Poca's boat really looked like?
What was the real reason for Measurers flounce? Hard karate woman my fucking hole...
Jobless oddball - what is the point of that cunt
Nucks - obsessed with me yes or no?
What do you think of my back picture on the SAGA forum? Fucking massive eh? That was me during a cutting phase :wubbers:
6 hairy bikers, Goodwife, Canary and chloroform... Discuss the possibilities!

Will be watching the scousers getting fucked by PSG later... :trollface:

Btw this is what you asked for :grrrrr:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby LordRaven » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:49 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Sorry for my non appearance on Friday but I have... A life!!

I'm not working at night in a rub and tug shop in Manchester offering men wanks for ten quid, sweating profusely as I do it, nor am I housebound because I have no friends and on a suspended sentence. I am not slipping in a cheeky finger to some pictures from 7 years ago....

Anyway I'm here for a bit.

Here's the burning topics designed to stir the shit until the RCT bin beckons...

Did Keyser have his HOT AND SEXY moment with Victoria??? Does Charlie know?
Did Dean even see what Poca's boat really looked like?
What was the real reason for Measurers flounce? Hard karate woman my fucking hole...
Jobless oddball - what is the point of that c**t
Nucks - obsessed with me yes or no?
What do you think of my back picture on the SAGA forum? Fucking massive eh? That was me during a cutting phase :wubbers:
6 hairy bikers, Goodwife, Canary and chloroform... Discuss the possibilities!

Will be watching the scousers getting fucked by PSG later... :trollface:

Btw this is what you asked for :grrrrr:

Right Spurs are on so I am off to the pub to watch them and Liverpool later on.
As for your topics they are all shite :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:53 pm

:bawlin: I hope every English team gets fucked in Europe. All of them.

Fuck you you geriatric alky fake squaddie cunt!!!! :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :trollface:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby LordRaven » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:56 pm

BUDGIE wrote::bawlin: I hope every English team gets fucked in Europe. All of them.

Fuck you you geriatric alky fake squaddie c**t!!!! :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :trollface:


I am not wearing a blazer and flannels tonight you cab clearing bottom burper! :pukeup:

Polo shirt and shorts today because it's warm here, and all the English clubs will win by the way!!! :cuppaT:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:58 pm

LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote::bawlin: I hope every English team gets fucked in Europe. All of them.

Fuck you you geriatric alky fake squaddie c**t!!!! :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :trollface:


I am not wearing a blazer and flannels tonight you cab clearing bottom burper! :pukeup:

Polo shirt and shorts today because it's warm here, and all the English clubs will win by the way!!! :cuppaT:


You dress like a fucking kerb crawler...

Only reason you aren't picking up prostitutes in your motor is because of your drink driving ban...

The English clubs have very little English in them!!!!!!!!
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:01 pm

Why is nastynickers offering bikini pics to Rocky????

This forum is full of hoors :grrrrr: :grrrrr:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby LordRaven » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:02 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote::bawlin: I hope every English team gets fucked in Europe. All of them.

Fuck you you geriatric alky fake squaddie c**t!!!! :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :grrrrr: :trollface:


I am not wearing a blazer and flannels tonight you cab clearing bottom burper! :pukeup:

Polo shirt and shorts today because it's warm here, and all the English clubs will win by the way!!! :cuppaT:


You dress like a fucking kerb crawler...

Only reason you aren't picking up prostitutes in your motor is because of your drink driving ban...

The English clubs have very little English in them!!!!!!!!


It's called acting your age, and do you honestly think your Instant Teenager outfits are fooling anyone?
Anyhoo, I am off to the pub to watch the English teams win!!!
Have fun with RoCrunt :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby LordRaven » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:04 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Why is nastynickers offering bikini pics to Rocky????

This forum is full of hoors :grrrrr: :grrrrr:


I think RoCrunt has raided his piggy bank and is offering roopees for sexual favours as he isn't getting any.
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:06 pm

LordRaven wrote:
It's called acting your age, and do you honestly think your Instant Teenager outfits are fooling anyone?
Anyhoo, I am off to the pub to watch the English teams win!!!
Have fun with RoCrunt :gigglesnshit:


You dress like a fucking Victorian cricketer!!!!! :grrrrr:

I hope all of them get pumped....
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby Nucks » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:07 pm

Yes, I am obsessed with you. You’ve sussed me. :oops: But then I’m also obsessed with Monty Python and Peanut butter cups. But not together. So don’t let it go to your head.
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:08 pm

LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Why is nastynickers offering bikini pics to Rocky????

This forum is full of hoors :grrrrr: :grrrrr:


I think RoCrunt has raided his piggy bank and is offering roopees for sexual favours as he isn't getting any.


Are you saying nastynickers is a lady of the night?

Soon as she touches his worm he'll go off!! Best he practices longevity first before the real thing..
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:08 pm

Nucks wrote:Yes, I am obsessed with you. You’ve sussed me. :oops: But then I’m also obsessed with Monty Python and Peanut butter cups. But not together. So don’t let it go to your head.


You wanting pumped?

Edit: we could be the new Keyser and Victoria!!!!
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby Nucks » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:10 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:Yes, I am obsessed with you. You’ve sussed me. :oops: But then I’m also obsessed with Monty Python and Peanut butter cups. But not together. So don’t let it go to your head.


You wanting pumped?

Edit: we could be the new Keyser and Victoria!!!!


It’s barely midweek, ask me again on Friday.
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:15 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:Yes, I am obsessed with you. You’ve sussed me. :oops: But then I’m also obsessed with Monty Python and Peanut butter cups. But not together. So don’t let it go to your head.


You wanting pumped?

Edit: we could be the new Keyser and Victoria!!!!


It’s barely midweek, ask me again on Friday.


Can't - Its against my religion, cupcakes zooflekins :wubbers: :leer: :pmsl:
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Re: Who wants a cyber-shoeing, you cuntsockets?

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Sep 18, 2018 5:16 pm

Goodwife, I'm here :wubbers:

No more need for the silent phone calls :wubbers:
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