Is this any good?

[Guest]

Feel free to rip it to bits!

A couple sitting on a sofa. The man is using a laptop.

Man: So, you honestly don’t mind where we go on holiday?
Woman: No, you’re in charge.

Man looks around on the internet for a few seconds.

Man: How about this?
Woman: A beach holiday? I don’t fancy that. I get really bored. But, you’re in charge.
Man: Hang on a second.

Man looks around on the internet again for another few seconds.

Man: Okay, we can go here. It’s a city with loads to do.
Woman (pauses for a few seconds): That’s nice. But isn’t it really hot there this time of year?
Man: Oh God, where do you want to go then?
Woman: I don’t know. You’re in charge!

Man, getting slightly irritated, looks around on the internet again.

Man: Here! A city and it’s not too hot at that time of year.
Woman: That looks really amazing. How long’s the flight?
Man: About 6 hours?
Woman: 6 hours? I don’t fancy flying for that long.
Man: Do you just want to plan it?
Woman: Are you sure? You can do the next one.

Man, looking exasperated, hands the laptop to Woman.

[Niv]

Yep, jobs a good 'un on that... Sounds spot on to me

[Zero Gravitas]

Sounds about right.

[Cobs]

Sounds about right.

It's not their fault, the Patriarchy forced them to be passive aggressive twats.

[Lady Murasaki]

Sounds about right.

It's not their fault, the Patriarchy forced them to be passive aggressive twats.

I’m guessing you’re single.

Idiot.

[Cobs]

Sounds about right.

It's not their fault, the Patriarchy forced them to be passive aggressive twats.

I’m guessing you’re single.

Idiot.

Technically no but she's secure in the attic.

[Lady Murasaki]

Sounds about right.

It's not their fault, the Patriarchy forced them to be passive aggressive twats.

I’m guessing you’re single.

Idiot.

Technically no but she's secure in the attic.

Mother doesn’t count as a partner.

[Guest]

He sounds like a wuss.

[Stooo]

[Lady Murasaki]

Just bought one of these...