Flu jab

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Flu jab

Postby jra » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:55 pm

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Lol @ jra using a hanky. He still thinks it’s 1954 and shit!


You saw Mes saying that many women use hankies, but you didn't have a go at her for that did you.

I wonder why.

I wasn't even born in 1954, so not sure where you plucked that figure from.


Mes is a woman...


That makes all the difference does it. So, it's OK for women for women to use hankies, but not men. Is that where we are going with this?


Yes...


Well. I prefer to use hankies rather than tissues, if that is OK under the Dean dictatorship.
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Dean » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:56 pm

Just enough to troll you, not enough to know anything about you...
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Re: Flu jab

Postby jra » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:02 pm

Dean wrote:Just enough to troll you, not enough to know anything about you...


Do you put a tissue around your pool cue in case you might catch flu?

And also when handling pool balls.
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Sundaze » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:02 pm

Dean wrote:Just enough to troll you, not enough to know anything about you...


Was this written with a straight face?
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Guest » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:04 pm

I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Dean » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:05 pm

Sundaze wrote:
Dean wrote:Just enough to troll you, not enough to know anything about you...


Was this written with a straight face?


What do you mean?
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Dean » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:06 pm

jra wrote:
Dean wrote:Just enough to troll you, not enough to know anything about you...


Do you put a tissue around your pool cue in case you might catch flu?

And also when handling pool balls.


No... :ooer:
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Re: Flu jab

Postby jra » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:10 pm

Guest wrote:I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:


One hanky, one pocket and not sodden, as I don't sneeze very much.

You need a stronger stomach.
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Dean » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:11 pm

jra wrote:
Guest wrote:I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:


One hanky, one pocket and not sodden, as I don't sneeze very much.

You need a stronger stomach.


Cardigan pocket by any chance?
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Gabby » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:38 pm

Stooo wrote:I need to get one, hopefully work will reimburse me like they did last year.


They’re only £11.50 if you’re not eligible for a free one anyway!

Lloyd’s chemists are doing them, no appt. necessary.... I might go there later instead of wait another week!
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Gabby » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:42 pm

jra wrote:
Guest wrote:I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:


One hanky, one pocket and not sodden, as I don't sneeze very much.

You need a stronger stomach.


Do they have ‘J’ embroidered in the corner? :ohdear:
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Nucks » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:15 pm

jra wrote:When I was young I used to swim in sewage polluted creeks and nothing much happened to me.


Weeeeeeellllllllll........ :ooer:
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Mes NLI » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:32 pm

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daniel deronda wrote:No-one carries a handkerchief anymore though.



Most women do carry paper hankies. Do you know the flu germ can live for - I believe - 10 minutes after you have touched something? It's why the washing of your hands is strongly advised when you get a chance to. This is partly why.


Mes said paper hankies, not washable ones. Get it right!

Off again. Toodle pip amd all that/ :snooty:
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Re: Flu jab

Postby jra » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:36 pm

Gabby wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:


One hanky, one pocket and not sodden, as I don't sneeze very much.

You need a stronger stomach.


Do they have ‘J’ embroidered in the corner? :ohdear:


No. They have 'property of (full name)' sewn in by a Gaelic speaking witch that lives in mid Wales, just like all my t-shirts and trackies, in case I lose them. I thought that would be obvious. Much like I'm a flesh eating zombie where the characters in Wrong Turn are based on me. Well you did say a village was missing an idiot.
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Re: Flu jab

Postby Dean » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:40 pm

jra wrote:
Gabby wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:I'm the :pukeup: Guest from this morning.

The thought of jra's sodden handkerchiefs stuffed in his pockets is still making me want to vom. Bastard :shoot:


One hanky, one pocket and not sodden, as I don't sneeze very much.

You need a stronger stomach.


Do they have ‘J’ embroidered in the corner? :ohdear:


No. They have 'property of (full name)' sewn in by a Gaelic speaking witch that lives in mid Wales, just like all my t-shirts and trackies, in case I lose them. I thought that would be obvious. Much like I'm a flesh eating zombie where the characters in Wrong Turn are based on me. Well you did say a village was missing an idiot.


You’re weird...
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