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[Guest]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

Why did he say that to morning dampness/moisture? I don't get it.

[Gabby]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

Why did he say that to morning dampness/moisture? I don't get it.

*dew.... morning dampness/moisture

[Vam]

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

... and this is why I have my avi ...

[Rolluplostinspace]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

That isn't remotely funny.

[Meg]

And yet, if you mention pretzels or being a jaffa...

[Guest]

And yet, if you mention pretzels or being a jaffa...

He's already admitted he fakes it, I wouldn't take anything he says at face value...

[jra]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

That isn't remotely funny.

For you.

[jra]

And yet, if you mention pretzels or being a jaffa...

He's already admitted he fakes it, I wouldn't take anything he says at face value...

So ignore it then. You can't have it both ways.

[jra]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

Why did he say that to morning dampness/moisture? I don't get it.

Get with the programme dew/Jew a joke.

[Stooo]

For you.

Bane posting?

[Dean]

Another ‘joke’ from jra that nobody finds funny...

[jra]

And yet, if you mention pretzels or being a jaffa...

Considering you're a newbie here in terms of posts, you sure seem to be taking a disturbing/worrying interest in what I've posted in the past. Crack on.

[Niv]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

And all the fuss you made about pretzels and oranges.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Then he's fucking stupid.

Stop talking about yourself. It's not a good look.

If you don't get that joke, you're beyond help(ing).

You should start your own joke thread jra

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

Why did he say that to morning dampness/moisture? I don't get it.

It's an old Victorian Sunday school joke.
Who watered the garden of Eden?
It was watered by the Jew.
The Bible of course saying it was watered by the dew.

[jra]

I looked out of the window and saw a little jew (gew) on the lawn (morning dampness/moisture), so I said 'fuck off back to Israel'.

Roy Chubby Brown.

... and this is why I have my avi ...

English motherfucker, do you speak it.

(Pulp Fiction)